Adj. - Aflicted with a state of mental retardation that is between normality and legal retardation. More severe than being flicted, refliction is often observed in Southerners, Children with head trauma, and NASCAR fans.
The poor reflicted southern boy truly felt his refliction when he transferred to a northern school. The third grade is so hard when you're only 16 years old.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.