reetaarfd

Person that is too retarded to properly spell "retard". Usually encountered online

Jake: "Did you know Adolf is reetaarfd?"
Frank: "Bruh, you are the retard here. You can't even spell the word."

reetaarfd by That one idiot from Swadia November 30, 2020

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reetard

noun: Distinct from retard. "Retards" are born in an involuntarily, and have no control over their development. "Reetards" on the other hand are in a voluntary state caused by being too lazy to think and having a delusional belief in one's own cleverness. A "reetard" is usually found flooding discussion forums and message boards with numerous inanities, and where permissable, accompanied by gargantu-.sigs (often with huge, flashing animated gifs). This "reetard" phenomenon of obsessively wanting to see one's own name or nick on screen wherever and whenever possible can be likened to a similar fascination that captive baboons have with seeing their reflections in mirrors - much to the amusement of the zoo going public. Unfortunately, "reetards" are rarely as amusing, except for brief flurries when they are used for sport before the communities they infest ultimately tire and give up.

"Bobby is such a reetard - I swear if he ever says anything vaguely interesting, the world's gonna end"

reetard by felch August 21, 2007

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Related Words

reetaarfd • reetard • reetarded • retaardvark

retaardvark

1. farm raised aardvarks
2. derogatory alternative to typical "retard", can be used in the same circumstances.
-related to: morongoose, quailtard

Stop licking the pavement, you retaardvark

retaardvark by Nathan Fitzsimmons February 17, 2006

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Reetard

A fortnite kid who fanboys the pro player known as Reet, by playing his sensitivity, his skin, and talks like him, and plays like him. Sometimes they even copy his name by adding a greek letter

The kid i found in that arena game is a reetard

Reetard by Spotless February 22, 2021