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redneckistan 

Rural part of America. Home to rednecks.
The road from Charlotte to Atlanta passes through Redneckistan. At a truck stop on the way I saw a guy with a huge belt buckle and a gun rack on his pickup truck.
redneckistan by Fatbeard June 2, 2009

redneckery 

The fine art of growing and maturing as a redneck, often in hick bars drinking Pabst or Shlitz beer while crying about how much you miss your hot cousin and her 3 teeth.
Danny, who, though a series of bar brawls and general redneckery ended up with TWO chipped eye teeth resulting in a gap in the shape of an inverted letter V.
redneckery by AronP September 3, 2006

Redneckenomics 

Redneckenomics is defined by a group of redneck citizens that interpret the news and other "local" information and apply it to the life they are leading and the short falls in life. Typically completely incorrect understanding and application of information that may result in mob behaviorism and piles and piles of cheap beer cans while giving the show Cops plenty of footage.
"My husband aint werkin right naw and if dat osama would get out of orifice the ekonomy could get fixed and I wood pays my bills"

I am sorry, however I am unable to apply your Redneckenomics to your bill so I need you to give me your credit card now.

Redneckitude 

Actions commonly befitting a redneck.

See also Hillbillery.
Arrest this redneck for reckless redneckitude.
Redneckitude by marin123 March 6, 2010

Two Rednecks and a Beaner chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine 

Jim Bean, Jack Daniels, José Cuervo, Wild Turkey, and Goldschläger.

Served in a large shot glass; tastes like fire.
Person 1: "Goddam... what WAS that?! I'm breathing fire over here!"

Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."

redneckish 

Having to do with the country or hillbilly type people.
person 1: I caught me a gigantic fish today while i was at the creek drinking beer and listening to 99.5 on my portabhull radeeo'
person 2: Wow how redneckish of you!
redneckish by Christian W. April 27, 2006