redneckistan 

Rural part of America. Home to rednecks.

The road from Charlotte to Atlanta passes through Redneckistan. At a truck stop on the way I saw a guy with a huge belt buckle and a gun rack on his pickup truck.

redneckistan by Fatbeard June 2, 2009

redneckistan 

Selden, New York. A small Long Island town consisting of rednecks to the east and Middle Eastern Muslims to the West.

Welcome to Redneckistan!

redneckistan by audifanatic518 October 12, 2014

Redneckican 

Not to be confused with Rednexican, a Redneckican is a mullet sporting Redneck, with a dark complexion, who loves to wear gold chains, gold bracelets, and gold eagle belt buckles to complement his his ridiculously tight leather pants, snakeskin boots, and alligator skin cowboy hat. If he was south of the border, or in some hole in the wall biker bar in East L.A. he might be confused for a Narco Trafficker but at your average boot scoot cowboy bar he just looks like a very tan pedophile on the hunt for some barely legal booty.

"That dog'll hunt" screamed the drunk Redneckican after he slapped a giant thong adorned booty on the line dancing floor.

Redneckican by Ohboyskies May 9, 2014

Redneckishness 

Displaying a behaviour, manner related to redneck tendencies.

There is some obvious redneckishness in the act of catching catfish by hand.

Redneckishness by ncSteeltoe August 16, 2011

redneckian 

Having the characteristics of a redneck.

Your Elvis' redneckian bandanna belies his Texan heratige.

redneckian by Kristymcj August 23, 2006

MAGA Redneckian-American 

An average hillbilly that loves MAGA, President Donald Trump, Worshipping Fake Jesus, Harassing Minorities, Sucking up handguns and eating shit at the same time while fucking their 2nd cousin with expired Condoms. but Relying on Food stamps and hates anything "Obama-Related." Forgetting that they use stolen toilet paper drinking Budwiesers and do drugs while watching the next episode of Barney and Friends on PBS Kids on their Stolen Old Standard TV. They are the worst Rural Motherfuckers Money can't buy. They like to drink Jack Daniel's Whisky found in the dumpster, eat a shitload of McDonald's McNuggets and Drink the Cheapest Starbucks Coffee while carrying with Semi-Automatic Weapons and go to Church and pray Falling Black cocks while Snorting Smarties to get high. You Can find these Nature's trash in Parts of Montana all the way to Texas. They sometimes act like Bill Cosby and yell "Pokemon is for little babies and shit!"

This is what you see in America, the 30% of what USA Call an MAGA Redneckian-American. This is how they communicate daily.

Cashier 1: Welcome to McDonald's, Can I take your order?

Redneckian: I want 5 Big mac Combos & Do you to believe in Jesus?

Cashier 1: Excuse me? I'm a Muslim you racist POS!

Redneckian: Um, Fuck you asshole I Believe in Jesus, You Terrorists need to get the fuck off our land.

Cashier 1: Sir, You need to calm down. I'm calling the Cops, and refusing you service!

*Later that same day*

Police Officer: Oh Shit, It's you John Carter! You Son of a bitch, You realize why you are here?

John Carter: Well, Officer Fuck you and your Terrorist-loving style. I only know the colors of Red White & Blue and President Donald Trump. I get to keep my Guns & it's my Second Amendment!

Police Officer: Sir, Step off the Vehicle! We're placing you under Arrest for now anything you say will go against you.

*John Carter Fleeing from the cop while running out of the 1999 Ford F150 with a Trump sticker in the bumper*

Police Officer: Fuck it, Your ass is mine! *Ignores the Citation shot john with bullets* We fuck Donald Trump.

Cashier 1: This is awesome! It's like watching an action movie in place with Carlos Mencia and Larry the Cable guy but in real life!

Police Officer: Copy that, We got the suspect down with a Bag of stolen Frozen Mcnuggets and a 12 Gauge shotgun on the Back seat of the vehicle. Roger!

Cashier 1: Thank you so much, Officer!

MAGA Redneckian-American by Arika Cho cho Butterface May 11, 2020