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redneckistan 

Rural part of America. Home to rednecks.
The road from Charlotte to Atlanta passes through Redneckistan. At a truck stop on the way I saw a guy with a huge belt buckle and a gun rack on his pickup truck.
redneckistan by Fatbeard June 2, 2009

redneckify 

When someone puts something together out of weird objects. (ie. duct tape, zip ties, etc.) Other wise sometimes called rigged.
I looked at the trailer and wondering how I could redneckify the lights to work.
redneckify by scoobie82 March 7, 2008

Redneckitude 

Actions commonly befitting a redneck.

See also Hillbillery.
Arrest this redneck for reckless redneckitude.
Redneckitude by marin123 March 6, 2010

Two Rednecks and a Beaner chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine 

Jim Bean, Jack Daniels, José Cuervo, Wild Turkey, and Goldschläger.

Served in a large shot glass; tastes like fire.
Person 1: "Goddam... what WAS that?! I'm breathing fire over here!"

Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."

redneckinuity 

Being ingenious in all situations without ever having the right tools . One must be a redneck and made repairs with auch things as duct tape, rope, or super glue.
Daniels is showing his redneckinuity today. He only needed one pair of panty hose to fix the belt in my car. Afroenginered that thing.

Redneckinize 

A term phrased by Honey Boo Boo (Alana), comprising the word “recognize” (to respect; give honor by public acknowledgement) and the word “redneck” (hardworking man or woman, who has made a living either farming, doing landscape work, or other jobs that require the person to be outside throughout the extremes in weather. This is the normal cause for the tell tale "red neck".)
This is Honey Boo Boo child and you better redneckinize!”
Redneckinize by tlv August 23, 2012