The fine art of growing and maturing as a redneck, often in hick bars drinking Pabst or Shlitz beer while crying about how much you miss your hot cousin and her 3 teeth.
Danny, who, though a series of bar brawls and general redneckery ended up with TWO chipped eye teeth resulting in a gap in the shape of an inverted letter V.
Physically engaging in acts of redneckness. Asking for a mullet on purpose; hanging the trophy deer head; naming your baby Cletus ; installing Trucknutz
-People who have signs in their yard reading "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."
-People who think Jeff Foxworthy jokes are tips on how to live.
-"Did you hear about those people who shot the kid and the guy for supposedly trespassing?"
"Yeah. Total redneckery"
Some aspect of redneck, southern, or rural culture, but not limited to the south. I invented this term in the 04' election to describe the republicans. It hasnt caught on yet but spread the word!
My friend alex said he wanted to buy a Ford F-150 pick up truck. Man what a shameless display of redneckery!
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.