Redneck's Friday night 

The typical start to every Redneck's weekend.

Grab a can of Canada Dry ginger ale, some chicken, and a little bit of cousin fuckin' and you've got yourself a Redneck's Friday night.

Redneck's Friday night by SquidSplitter June 3, 2015

Redneck strength 

Strength at or near the equivalent of a superhero contained by men or women who grew up in the country. Condition most prevalent when angry.

When your truck gets stuck and there is no one there to help. Grab a rope, tie it to the truck, and use your redneck strength to pull it out.

Redneck strength by parket19 September 30, 2013

Redneck Soda 

Beer, probaly bud light.

Grab me a redneck soda?

Redneck Soda by JaH JaH Banks September 23, 2009

redneck science 

redneck science is different from chemical reactions, it is a form of making something awesome occur without any knowledge of science or chemical reactions.

Billy bob and Jimmy john mixed mento's and soda. Thats NOT a chemical reaction, its redneck science.

redneck science by evil kniewel May 16, 2010

redneck shower 

When a person is so freakin lazy, they spray axe or some other body spray on all over themselves. This is their alternative to takin a shower or bath. Now they are ready for a night out on the town.

Sean says: hey man, hurry up lets go!

justin says: Don't worry about it, I will just take a redneck shower.

Sean says: Ok just dont take your clothes off you smelly bastard!

redneck shower by SeanB85 February 11, 2007

redneck special 

The act of fingering a girl while drinking beer. Warm beer is preferred to get the full redneck effect.

"Honey, could I have the Redneck Special tonight?"

redneck special by redneckspecial October 17, 2014

redneck sledding 

redneck sledding: the act of using cardboard to slide down hills (usually at overpasses) in the absence of snow.

Given the lack of snow and elevation change in the South, Rednecks had to improvise. Therefore cardboard is used to break the friction co-efficient of dry grass on the side of interstate highway overpasses, usually accompanied by screams of YEEE-HAW!

Hey Bubba, after you finish skinning that armadillo, let's take the box your above-ground pool came in and head to the overpass for some redneck sledding!

redneck sledding by paintfiction July 30, 2006