SquidSplitter's definitions

Redneck's Friday night

The typical start to every Redneck's weekend.

Grab a can of Canada Dry ginger ale, some chicken, and a little bit of cousin fuckin' and you've got yourself a Redneck's Friday night.

by SquidSplitter June 3, 2015

Hypochristian

A person who claims to be a Christian but doesn't follow the most fundamental Christian values in real life (See also: Republican)

When refugees came to her country seeking safety she turned them away despite her Bible instructing her otherwise. She may go to church but she's nothing more than a hypochristian.

by SquidSplitter June 14, 2017

Being bent over elbows to ankles

When you feel like someone is taking advantage of you.

So the Boss wants me to work Saturdays without over-time now. I gotta say I feel like I'm being bent over elbows to ankles here.

by SquidSplitter January 24, 2016