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Red roses too
Red roses too by Louis-Strongarm May 18, 2019
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red roses • Red roses too • coochie print red roses • Painting the roses red • paint the roses red • painting the white roses red • Roses are red • Roses are red, as silent as a mouse, i opened your door, i'm inside your house • Roses are red, Cini is black, his pee pee small and ball sack • Roses are red, Violets are blue
coochie print red roses
The smell of fresh blood represents roses, coochie print smeared on your seat in your car/truck/ vehicle from a woman you adore in the shape of her nationality, most coochie prints show up as roses or cherry blossoms, and the odd ball pears, and apples which still come with a flower of its own.
Bro, I’m sorry about your seat my girls got coochie print red roses. Smell that, that coochie represents dawg.
coochie print red roses by Lilbabygrem December 13, 2021
paint the roses red
To frantically attempt to cover up a mistake with severe consequences. Popularized by alice in wonderland.
paint the roses red by DeTurk December 16, 2008
Painting the roses red
Originally taken from Alice in Wonderland. English term for a woman being on her period. (On the rag, surfing the crimson wave)
Painting the roses red by Faye S January 10, 2010
painting the white roses red
Having sex when on your period: thus resulting in the male genitalia being "painted" red from menstrual blood.
painting the white roses red by Hippoguru September 16, 2016
Roses are red, as silent as a mouse, i opened your door, i'm inside your house
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