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paint the roses red

To frantically attempt to cover up a mistake with severe consequences. Popularized by alice in wonderland.

I accidently broke me mom's favorite antique vase so i had to paint the roses red.

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A phrase numerous people shout out when an unfortunate event occurs with nobody to blame.

Ryan: "Hey chad go on youtube."
Chad: "I can't the internets down."
Ryan: "Damn McClure!"

damn McClure by DeTurk October 9, 2008

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