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red rose 

when a girl takes the thorns of a rose and tapes them to her hand, then gives a guy a hand job and makes him bleed.
"ouch my dick hurts so bad!"
"dude, what happened"
"my girl gave me a red rose"
red rose by coochie queen April 28, 2008

red rose cafe 

this is slang for telling someone you were somewhere but you were actually getting fucked by lots of gay men
Dowd: I was down at the red rose cafe last night
Me: Oh you were out getting man love
red rose cafe by Pavee December 24, 2007

Rose Red Fever 

1)The crazy emotions of seeing what isn't really there.

2)mainly experienced by the people who reside in Collins Lakes.
3)When you feel a large burst of irrationality or anger and direct your emotions towards people who have no issue or, may have never met you before.
4) dramatic behavior involved with pathological lying.
Sounds to me like a case of rose red fever. you should get him to leave the lakes.
Rose Red Fever by Ellenray May 15, 2011

Rose City Red 

Alternate color worn by the "mighty scum" Portland Timbers of the MLS for 2011. The green of their primary kits blends in too easily with the pitch at their Shit Pipe Park for their meth addicted fan base, that their front office found it necessary to put red on their players so that the Timbers Army can follow the action.

Manufactured by Adidas with pieces stolen from both Liverpool FC and Arsenal FC kits, it's a complete bastard and full of fail. Much like the Timbers themselves.
TA guy: I'd buy my sister-wife a Rose City Red kit if I didn't spend all my money on meth. Fuck.

red roses 

Guy 1: Yo man, have you heard Red Roses by lil Skies? Guy 2: Yeah man, that shit is fucking litty titty dude!
red roses by NegaOmega January 4, 2019

Red roses too

Red roses too means that the red roses will soon rise up and take over the flower world.
I see trees of green, red roses too
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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