Red Rooter

Aussie slang for Red Rooster, a fast food chain similar to KFC (aka Kolonel's Fucking Crap). Generally less popular than KFC due to their use of shitty crumbed chicken in their burgers, and the fact that they build new stores with a single cashier.

The fun stems from the use of the word root in Australia as slang for sex. This provides an endless source of amusement to us when we hear about Americans 'rooting' for their favourite sports team.

I'm going down to Red Rooter - want anything?

by Choda Boy 57 March 16, 2008

red rooter

one who fucks a chick when she has her rags

why is your dick red? are you a red rooter?

by cam July 8, 2003

Red head rat rooter

Person with red hair

Look at those gingers.. Red head rat rooters

by nigeLpredator January 11, 2017

red rooster

An Australian fast food chain.
Selling Chicken and chicken products.
Good Tucker mate.

Red Rooster really is a shit place to work.

by yAlDaRA March 30, 2003

red rooster wifi

The best thing at red roosters, which doesn’t say much considering it is shit

worst wifi imaginable

1: “holdup im lagging so much right now”
2: “it’s cuz of your fucking shitty ass red rooster wifi you dumb cunt”

by rhyder_scoot March 11, 2023

Red Rooster

When a man has sexual intercourse with a chicken or rooster (Preferably a rooster, hence the name) And when almost arriving at ejaculation, kills the poultry by breaking its neck, and then removing the head and inserting it into the anus for further stimulation whilst ejaculating as the beak still moves for few seconds after death due to it's nerves.

A Red Rooster provides much satisfaction for those with fetishes as a Red Rooster is a combination of Sexual Intercourse, Necrophilia, Beastiality, Rape and is generally just plain vulgar.

(Whilst on a farm)

Joe: Wow nice looking poultry bob, keen for a uh.. Red Rooster?
Bob: Why thanks Joey, ah w-wait what the-.. Get the FUCK outta my farm!

by PloughDough March 31, 2009

Red Rooster

A vagina that kinda hangs and resembles a roosters hood.

I finally banged Cindy. She had a big Red Rooster.

by Louisiplaya March 1, 2009