late night lonelies

When you are tired and sleepy, but stay up way past your bedtime anyways, feeling lonely. You know you should go to sleep, but a quiet desperation is preventing you from being rational.

I've got the late night lonelies. I should try to sleep.

by superjoe30 March 22, 2009

Rectilinear distance

The gayest distance between any two points on a grid.

Josh: Hey what's the rectilinear distance from here to Taco Bell?
Andy: Shut up, fag.

by superjoe30 September 25, 2009