Rectilinear distance

The gayest distance between any two points on a grid.

Josh: Hey what's the rectilinear distance from here to Taco Bell?
Andy: Shut up, fag.

by superjoe30 September 26, 2009

late night lonelies

When you are tired and sleepy, but stay up way past your bedtime anyways, feeling lonely. You know you should go to sleep, but a quiet desperation is preventing you from being rational.

I've got the late night lonelies. I should try to sleep.

by superjoe30 March 22, 2009