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Rectilinear distance 

The gayest distance between any two points on a grid.
Josh: Hey what's the rectilinear distance from here to Taco Bell?
Andy: Shut up, fag.
Rectilinear distance by superjoe30 September 25, 2009

Rectilinear Motion 

The formal mathematical term for anal sex.
John gave his student a hard rectilinear motion assessment.
Rectilinear Motion by bakeshop February 16, 2010

rectalinear 

(Noun): Defined by, consisting of, or moving in a manner of an asshole.
I don't know what his problem is but that was totally rectalinear of him.
rectalinear by Frenetic1 March 11, 2018

rectumlinear 

contained by, consisting of, or moving in a rectal line or rectal lines.

relating to a rectal line or lines.
i've been backed up for days, my digestive track has gotten real rectumlinear.

that's some dirty fucking underwear, skidmarks are rectumlinear

neither my health professor, nor my geometry professor could tell me the definition of rectumlinear.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026