rectum stretcher 

To stretch someones rectum to the point of pain.

Man... Jill's rectum was stretched so out of porportion it was weird.

rectum stretcher by brownsound October 5, 2004

Tasmanian rectum stretcher

You shove to spoons into your rectum, then pull the spoons apart stretching your rectum to its limit.

I used the Tasmanian rectum stretcher method on my brother.

Tasmanian rectum stretcher by Baldwigguh67 January 22, 2026