rectisism

When you have an exorcism and the demons escape through you rectum

I had to have a rectisism last Saturday

by Tony Parks January 14, 2022

cranial rectitis

1. n. A condition noted by behaving in such a puerile, obnoxious, and moronic manner as to have one's head up his or her ass. Note that things are dark and smelly for someone with this condition.
2. When someone is severely afflicted to the point that his or her shoulders are two-blocked against the buttocks, this is known as "perpendicular cranial rectitis."

Why do all those Hollywood idiots have such cranial rectitis?
Boy, Harry Reid debates with all the intellectual acumen of SpongeBob SquarePants. How did he contract perpendicular cranial rectitis?

by Dan1271 November 8, 2007

cranial rectosis

condition. person that has their head up their ass.

"My boss has cranial rectosis"

by enchanted1 October 9, 2003

ocular rectism

The medical condition where a person's asshole nerve is connected to their eyeball nerve, giving them a shitty outlook on life.

Amy Winehouse sure has an ocular rectism, considering how she looked so hot at one time, and now she is a doped up, fugly looking crack whore.

by Dr. Obvious June 17, 2008

Ocular rectitis

When the nerves between your anus and eyes switch and you have a shitty outlook on life.

*after listening to someone bitch/be negative/ have a shitty outlook on life* "Wow, looks like you're suffering from ocular rectitis."

by From my awesome grandfather <3 September 1, 2010

occulo rectitis

Occulo rectitis occurs when you have your head so far up your ass,you have a shitty outlook on life.

I used to work with that bastard, he has severe occulo rectitis.

by JB McDuffie June 6, 2007

retifism

Shoe fetishism; one who is sexually aroused by shoes or footwear.

I'm really into retifism--there's nothing hotter than a woman wearing high heeled shoes. Love those stilettos!

by elementalangst May 25, 2006