rectisism
rectisism by Tony Parks January 14, 2022
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cranial rectitis
1. n. A condition noted by behaving in such a puerile, obnoxious, and moronic manner as to have one's head up his or her ass. Note that things are dark and smelly for someone with this condition.
2. When someone is severely afflicted to the point that his or her shoulders are two-blocked against the buttocks, this is known as "perpendicular cranial rectitis."
2. When someone is severely afflicted to the point that his or her shoulders are two-blocked against the buttocks, this is known as "perpendicular cranial rectitis."
Why do all those Hollywood idiots have such cranial rectitis?
Boy, Harry Reid debates with all the intellectual acumen of SpongeBob SquarePants. How did he contract perpendicular cranial rectitis?
Boy, Harry Reid debates with all the intellectual acumen of SpongeBob SquarePants. How did he contract perpendicular cranial rectitis?
cranial rectitis by Dan1271 November 8, 2007
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cranial rectosis by enchanted1 October 9, 2003
ocular rectism
The medical condition where a person's asshole nerve is connected to their eyeball nerve, giving them a shitty outlook on life.
Amy Winehouse sure has an ocular rectism, considering how she looked so hot at one time, and now she is a doped up, fugly looking crack whore.
ocular rectism by Dr. Obvious June 17, 2008
Ocular rectitis
*after listening to someone bitch/be negative/ have a shitty outlook on life* "Wow, looks like you're suffering from ocular rectitis."
Ocular rectitis by From my awesome grandfather <3 September 1, 2010
occulo rectitis
Occulo rectitis occurs when you have your head so far up your ass,you have a shitty outlook on life.
occulo rectitis by JB McDuffie June 6, 2007
retifism
I'm really into retifism--there's nothing hotter than a woman wearing high heeled shoes. Love those stilettos!
retifism by elementalangst May 25, 2006
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