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recalcada by OMARICJCNEI May 6, 2015
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Recalculating
A polite way of saying "you screwed up, idiot, try it again."
A GPS says "recalculating" after you miss a turn it told you to take, then it comes up with a new route based on your current position. It doesn't call you a dumbass, it simply says "recalculating" which lets everyone in the car know you are a dumbass without it having to actually say so.
A GPS says "recalculating" after you miss a turn it told you to take, then it comes up with a new route based on your current position. It doesn't call you a dumbass, it simply says "recalculating" which lets everyone in the car know you are a dumbass without it having to actually say so.
Dude #1: Have some of these great nachos I just made.
Dude #2: Recalculating. Try cheese.
Guy: I'm thinking you're coming home with me tonight.
Girl: Recalculating.
Dude #2: Recalculating. Try cheese.
Guy: I'm thinking you're coming home with me tonight.
Girl: Recalculating.
Recalculating by spokaman November 16, 2010
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Recalculating
The worst possible thing that you can hear in your car when using a GPS. There are few other sounds on Earth that can invoke a manic state so quickly.
Recalculating by It's A Dizzle April 23, 2009
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recalendarize by rushin87 April 8, 2013
Recalculating
While this term is usually heard when you miss a turn and your GPS unit in your car has to "recalculate" your route to get you to the desired location.
It is also the term to describe a persons life when it does not go as planned.
It is also the term to describe a persons life when it does not go as planned.
Recalculating by pixie1967 July 10, 2012
recalculating rap
The stream of the word "recalculating" coming from your car's GPS when the car changes direction, loses signal, etc.
"When the car went through that mile long tunnel, our GPS was doing the recalculating rap all the through."
recalculating rap by geniusonwheels April 18, 2009
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