7 definitions by spokaman
A woman you're hooking up with despite her being such a bitch your friends cannot imagine why you put up with her shit for five minutes.
Question: Dude, you aren't serious about that ratcliff stuck up robin whore witch are you?
Answer: No, man, that's just my bitch with benefits.
Answer: No, man, that's just my bitch with benefits.
by spokaman October 21, 2010
'See you soon' with benefits. Basically, I'm on the way ... and we're gonna play. In text messages, abbreviated SXYS.
by spokaman November 4, 2010
Sex You Soon - "see you soon, with benefits" - what you say to someone you're hooking up with ... to let them know what you have on your mind when you get together soon.
by spokaman November 4, 2010
A polite way of saying "you screwed up, idiot, try it again."
A GPS says "recalculating" after you miss a turn it told you to take, then it comes up with a new route based on your current position. It doesn't call you a dumbass, it simply says "recalculating" which lets everyone in the car know you are a dumbass without it having to actually say so.
A GPS says "recalculating" after you miss a turn it told you to take, then it comes up with a new route based on your current position. It doesn't call you a dumbass, it simply says "recalculating" which lets everyone in the car know you are a dumbass without it having to actually say so.
Dude #1: Have some of these great nachos I just made.
Dude #2: Recalculating. Try cheese.
Guy: I'm thinking you're coming home with me tonight.
Girl: Recalculating.
Dude #2: Recalculating. Try cheese.
Guy: I'm thinking you're coming home with me tonight.
Girl: Recalculating.
by spokaman November 14, 2010
A blowjob given to create an obligation for the recipient to do a menial chore or a favor in return.
Girl #1: How can I get my lazy man to clean the bathroom every Saturday morning?
Girl #2: That's easy, girl, just give him a sensational owejob first thing every Saturday morning.
Girl #2: That's easy, girl, just give him a sensational owejob first thing every Saturday morning.
by spokaman July 29, 2010
Stanford, with the letters rearranged.
by spokaman November 3, 2010
Man: "Why you calling me today, bitch? Did I forget to mention that last night was just a jump 'n dump?
by spokaman July 29, 2010