Definitions by spokaman

Recalculating 

A polite way of saying "you screwed up, idiot, try it again."

A GPS says "recalculating" after you miss a turn it told you to take, then it comes up with a new route based on your current position. It doesn't call you a dumbass, it simply says "recalculating" which lets everyone in the car know you are a dumbass without it having to actually say so.

Dude #1: Have some of these great nachos I just made.

Dude #2: Recalculating. Try cheese.

Guy: I'm thinking you're coming home with me tonight.
Girl: Recalculating.

Recalculating by spokaman November 16, 2010

SxYS 

Sex You Soon - "see you soon, with benefits" - what you say to someone you're hooking up with ... to let them know what you have on your mind when you get together soon.

text messaging:
Her: See you tomorrow!
Him: SXYS

SxYS by spokaman November 5, 2010

Sex you soon 

'See you soon' with benefits. Basically, I'm on the way ... and we're gonna play. In text messages, abbreviated SXYS.

Her: Do you want to come over and hang out?
Him: Sure... sex you soon!

Sex you soon by spokaman November 5, 2010

SNODFART 

Stanford, with the letters rearranged.

Bill here graduated a few years ahead of us at Snodfart.

SNODFART by spokaman November 4, 2010

bitch with benefits 

A woman you're hooking up with despite her being such a bitch your friends cannot imagine why you put up with her shit for five minutes.

Question: Dude, you aren't serious about that ratcliff stuck up robin whore witch are you?

Answer: No, man, that's just my bitch with benefits.

bitch with benefits by spokaman October 21, 2010

jump 'n dump 

A one night stand that the other person doesn't know is definitely a ONE night stand.

Man: "Why you calling me today, bitch? Did I forget to mention that last night was just a jump 'n dump?

jump 'n dump by spokaman July 30, 2010

owejob 

A blowjob given to create an obligation for the recipient to do a menial chore or a favor in return.

Girl #1: How can I get my lazy man to clean the bathroom every Saturday morning?
Girl #2: That's easy, girl, just give him a sensational owejob first thing every Saturday morning.

owejob by spokaman July 30, 2010