Urban Dictionary: Realtor

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A conman licensed to steal. It doesn't matter to a Realtor who gets screwed as long a as they get thier commision . When the bubble burstes and every one else is losing all they have the Realtor crawls back under a rock, and gets off scott free.

What do you call a Realtor, a mortgage broker, and an investment banker on a chain gang? A goog start.

#liar #thief #conman #scumbag #dead meat

by yorkie stomper July 10, 2008

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An insult that can't be ignored.

When he learned that the victim called the killer a Realtor the judge ruled justifiable homicide.

#whore #liar #thief #conman #parasite

by benth July 10, 2008

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Somebody who failed to get or keep a real job.

After being fired again for her poor attendance record and constant personal calls, Sally Saleswoman became a Realtor. Now she works on weekends only, driving people around the city to point out the obvious. "It's a nice, big living room!" she'll exclaim to her prospects. "And this is the fireplace..."

#house #home #agent #real estate #sales

by Harry Homeowner November 27, 2007

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The term realtor refers to the membership mark held by the national association of realtors and refers to any member of said organization.
The term REALTOR® identifies a licensed professional in real estate who is a member of the National Association of REALTORS®. Not all licensed real estate brokers and salespersons are members of the National Association, and only those who are can identify themselves as REALTORS®. Realtors conduct their business and activities in accordance with a strict Code of Ethics, and pay dues for the status.

There is a huge difference in hiring a real estate agent and a professional REALTOR.

#realtor #mortgage broker #broker #lenders #foreclosures #loan officer #real estate #florida

by whateversclever April 03, 2008