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A conman licensed to steal. It doesn't matter to a Realtor who gets screwed as long a as they get thier commision . When the bubble burstes and every one else is losing all they have the Realtor crawls back under a rock, and gets off scott free.
What do you call a Realtor, a mortgage broker, and an investment banker on a chain gang? A goog start.
by yorkie stomper July 10, 2008
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Dejagoo is the strange feeling that you've been in this sticky situation before. It is dejavu due to goo. Usual symptoms are shivers down once's spine followed by disgust, especially if actual goo is involved.
Dude I like just like stepped in doggy doodoo. And i was like, oh dude this feels familiar. Then I remembered that I like stepped in pup poo like last weekend too. Surreal man, it was like total dejagoo.
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An insult that can't be ignored.
When he learned that the victim called the killer a Realtor the judge ruled justifiable homicide.
by benth July 10, 2008
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A term used to describe a professional whom sells homes with raging alcoholism, possibly with a drug problem while surviving off of a diet consisting of dark liquor, cannabis, iced coffee, and nicotine.
He's on his 6th drink at brunch and its only 11:30am. He must be a damn good Realtor.
by Alexsellscharlotte May 05, 2019
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Somebody who failed to get or keep a real job.
After being fired again for her poor attendance record and constant personal calls, Sally Saleswoman became a Realtor. Now she works on weekends only, driving people around the city to point out the obvious. "It's a nice, big living room!" she'll exclaim to her prospects. "And this is the fireplace..."
by Harry Homeowner November 27, 2007
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the only human you have ever met that you can see yourself doing anything with
holding hands, scratching each others eyes out (figuratively speaking), attending a funeral, having a baby, sueing the government, frenchkissing, hiking, grocery shopping, argueing, sexing, singing, hustling, cleaning, travelling, undressing, defending, offending, hugging, loving, marrying
"you, yes you, reading this right now, you are my realtor. lets go for the swim" 🖤
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