realises
For realises?
realises by fantasywizards December 2, 2020
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Standing here i realise
Standing here, I realize you were
Just like me trying to make history.
But who's to judge the right from wrong.
When our guard is down I think we'll both agree.
That violence breeds violence.
But in the end it has to be this way.
I've curved my own path, you've followed your wrath;
But maybe we're both the same.
The world has turned, and so many have burned.
But nobody is to blame.
It's tearing across this barren wasted land.
I feel new life could be born beneath
The blood stained sand.
Just like me trying to make history.
But who's to judge the right from wrong.
When our guard is down I think we'll both agree.
That violence breeds violence.
But in the end it has to be this way.
I've curved my own path, you've followed your wrath;
But maybe we're both the same.
The world has turned, and so many have burned.
But nobody is to blame.
It's tearing across this barren wasted land.
I feel new life could be born beneath
The blood stained sand.
Standing here i realise by A ghost from Scotland April 12, 2022
standing here I realise
standing here I realise by Natsumi Shwarz best girl March 21, 2022
for realsies
It's usually used when you are surprised to learn something. Other uses are to add how serious you are being about something. The last and most obscure usage is to explain the status of a couple. They are "For Realsies" if they are officially dating.
Usage 1:(shock)
"Koalas aren't bears they're marsupials!"
"For realsies?!?"
Usage 2:(add sincerity)
"I have always dreamed of being a plumber"
"Are you serious?"
"For realsies."
Usage 3:
"Did you here Jack and Jill are for realsies now?"
"For realsies?!?"
"For realsies."
"Koalas aren't bears they're marsupials!"
"For realsies?!?"
Usage 2:(add sincerity)
"I have always dreamed of being a plumber"
"Are you serious?"
"For realsies."
Usage 3:
"Did you here Jack and Jill are for realsies now?"
"For realsies?!?"
"For realsies."
for realsies by No credit August 12, 2007
Fo' realsies
The same as fo'real but was instead created by Crabstickz; from Youtube, in his last 'Advent Calundah' video before Christmas when almost falling over.
Fo' realsies by InYourFaceee December 24, 2009
REALISE
When you wake up and you're on your own sofa in your own house. On your own.
When you see your life for what it is.
When you put your phone on silent because you dont want to not hear your friends texting you.
When you sit up straight in bed, think why am I still single, then look around your apartment only to catch a glimpse of your creased forehead in the dirty cutlery in a bowl on the floor.
When you see your life for what it is.
When you put your phone on silent because you dont want to not hear your friends texting you.
When you sit up straight in bed, think why am I still single, then look around your apartment only to catch a glimpse of your creased forehead in the dirty cutlery in a bowl on the floor.
REALISE by Dave Did It April 14, 2021
Real Realism For Realists
Drink Up:
I think the warning on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid.
Here are a few I would suggest:
"Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was."
I think the warning on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid.
Here are a few I would suggest:
"Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was."
Extended: Real Realism For Realists
"Drinking will significantly improve your chances of murdering a loved one."
"If you drink long enough, at some point you will vomit up the lining of your stomach."
"Use this product and you may wake up in Morocco wearing a cowboy suit and tongue-kissing a transmission salesman."
"Men: When emptying your pockets after a night of using this product, you may come across a human finger, a wad of Turkish money and a snapshot of a naked ex-convict named Dogmeat. The photo will be scribed, 'To Dave, my new old lady.'"
"Women: Drinking this product and enough of it and you will spend the rest of your life raising malnourished children and rusting trailer with a man that sleeps all day. Except for rapes."
"Drinking will significantly improve your chances of murdering a loved one."
"If you drink long enough, at some point you will vomit up the lining of your stomach."
"Use this product and you may wake up in Morocco wearing a cowboy suit and tongue-kissing a transmission salesman."
"Men: When emptying your pockets after a night of using this product, you may come across a human finger, a wad of Turkish money and a snapshot of a naked ex-convict named Dogmeat. The photo will be scribed, 'To Dave, my new old lady.'"
"Women: Drinking this product and enough of it and you will spend the rest of your life raising malnourished children and rusting trailer with a man that sleeps all day. Except for rapes."
Real Realism For Realists by BorisTheBitchhound January 25, 2010
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