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When you wake up and you're on your own sofa in your own house. On your own.

When you see your life for what it is.

When you put your phone on silent because you dont want to not hear your friends texting you.

When you sit up straight in bed, think why am I still single, then look around your apartment only to catch a glimpse of your creased forehead in the dirty cutlery in a bowl on the floor.
Oh that's how you spell it. With an s not a z. Realise.
REALISE by Dave Did It April 14, 2021
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Realise God's purpose in your life tries.
realise by Hercolena Oliver August 28, 2009

Realise Fate 

A Fucking amazing runescape 20 Defence pure, which is also the term to be fucking legendary in bed.
Sarah was SUCH a realise fate in bed yesterday, god damn she was legendary!
Realise Fate by Bonesaw PK December 24, 2009

Standing here i realise 

Standing here, I realize you were
Just like me trying to make history.
But who's to judge the right from wrong.
When our guard is down I think we'll both agree.
That violence breeds violence.
But in the end it has to be this way.
I've curved my own path, you've followed your wrath;
But maybe we're both the same.
The world has turned, and so many have burned.
But nobody is to blame.
It's tearing across this barren wasted land.
I feel new life could be born beneath
The blood stained sand.
Standing here i realise is a song from MGR during the senator Armstrong fight

standing here I realise 

the new ora ora sound when punching an immovable object fast originated from an MGR meme
anyone getting punched
memers: STANDING HERE I REALISE

I love SF?9 Rowoon wife but you are so smelly like someone who doesn't realize or realise 

I love SF?9 Rowoon wife but you are so smelly like someone who doesn't realize or realise
I love SF?9 Rowoon wife but you are so smelly like someone who doesn't realize or realise

Optimistic Realist

Someone who is able to look at the positive side of life while maintaining a realistic viewpoint. Although seemingly contradictory (or even possibly as an oxymoron), it clearly is not due to the fact that realism has no positive or negative association, only a focus on the realistic elements of a situation.
Craig is an optimistic realist because while he understands that in reality, negative things can happen, that there is an equal chance that positive things will happen.
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