When you wake up and you're on your own sofa in your own house. On your own.

When you see your life for what it is.

When you put your phone on silent because you dont want to not hear your friends texting you.

When you sit up straight in bed, think why am I still single, then look around your apartment only to catch a glimpse of your creased forehead in the dirty cutlery in a bowl on the floor.
Oh that's how you spell it. With an s not a z. Realise.
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A Fucking amazing runescape 20 Defence pure, which is also the term to be fucking legendary in bed.
Sarah was SUCH a realise fate in bed yesterday, god damn she was legendary!
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The price of a sellable item (highest at which it can be sold at) less the cost of bringing it to the point of sale (repairs, delivery etc.)
The computer is worth £X, but repairing it will cost £Y, and delivery costs and admin will be £Z.


Net realisable value is £X-(Y+Z)
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That moment when right after you're done wanking and the load is blown you realise how the person you were thinking off when you were wanking doesn't attract you at all and is much less appealing than what you'd expected.
Alex was jerking off to one of his friends. After he came, he reached the post-masturbation realisation state as he didn't find that person appealing at all.
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when you realize that everything you've worked your whole life for has been a lie.
For realises?
by fantasywizards December 02, 2020
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