Justin: Wow, look at that, he is really handling his business
Tim: Well what do you expect, he's a grown ass man.
Some Girl: Yeah, and he been slangin' me that real dick too.
Dylan: Bitch, quit telling everybody about my business.

That Real Dick by DylanTimJustinMike March 27, 2008

That REAL Big Dick Energy

‘ just trying to get everyone in on the come up’

“Edwin has that REAL big dick energy for trying to get everyone in on the come up.”

That REAL Big Dick Energy by InfamousSteez February 2, 2021

The Real Bolander Dick

The worlds largest penis

that kid must have the real Bolander Dick , its huge!

The Real Bolander Dick by therealbolanderdick October 11, 2009

Real big dick energy

These days usually you meet a female and sometime, usually within the first 3-5 mins. Girls be freaks and men just DGAF. Then men usually always lead the convo. Start saying how big his dick his, how he gonna make her cum over over. And how she gonna be shaking afterwards. Exposing her to her, by making her squirt for the first time ever. If you feel like you’re gonna give her the best dick and sex she’s ever had.

BIG DICK ENERGY IS when you actually execute and do everything say you’re gonna do. I tell a female everytime, i dont lie on my dick. I’m trying to make that a thing. So please dont say it, unless its true and you got it like that. Only so many men can do this, my guess is 10/100 people realistically possess BIG DICK ENERGY.

Him: I’ma have you cummin and cummin, she says, while you’re cummin inside her, (in the condom) i knew you was going to lay that dick down, because i felt that REAL BIG DICK ENERGY right when you went inside me.

Real big dick energy by JarSjar June 8, 2022

the real big dick nick

The rea big dick nick is a cool strong hot muscular not so smart kid in high school that doesn't have a girl but little do the ladies know there's a snake in his pants and keep doubting him but he probably has the top 10 biggest cocks in the state

The real big dick nick fucked your bitch and she started crying cause of the hugeness of his cock

the real big dick nick by Nick With The Big Dick1 July 15, 2017

You ever suck a real live dick before

A fantastic insult that will destroy the opposing party in an arguement

Hey buddy you ever suck a real live dick before?

You ever suck a real live dick before by Yungfruitsnack6900 March 15, 2019

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026