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Risky Readinger 

The ultimate sex move. It is a twelve step maneuver that becomes illegal after the 4th step, often referred to as the "Burnham Brownbag".
After the scale model of the Chrysler building got involved, I could no longer adventure towards the Risky Readinger.
Risky Readinger by M.D. Murray D November 2, 2009

reading slump 

a readers worst nightmare.

not being able to pick up a book and read because you just can't, you just can't read.
person 1: "what's the matter with you?"
reader: " I CAN'T READ , NO BOOK IS GOOD ENOUGH, LEAVE ME ALONE, READING SLUMP

person 1: uhm..... okay.

WHY IS YOU READING THIS? 

stop and leave, cause WHY IS YOU READING THIS?

I aint reading allat 

means ur not gonna read all that
arthur- (writes a long ass paragraph)

Glenn- i aint reading allat 😭🙏
I aint reading allat by vsonyx December 21, 2022

reading steiner 

in steins;gate, which has an anime, a visual novel and a manga, this is okabe rintaro's (the protagonist's) special power.
this special power allows him to remember things others can not.
'why did you use the name reading steiner, its so stupid'
'i can remember it because of my reading steiner'
'is reading steiner more of your delusional rubbish?'
reading steiner by thisyellocatnow October 20, 2018

bad lip reading 

The geniuses who take terrible songs and turn them into masterpieces.
I heard Rebecca Black made a parody of Bad Lip Reading's Gang Fight.
bad lip reading by hic2482w June 29, 2011