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retardaphobia 

Afraid of retards, stupid people, and people with mental problems
"Bob had retardaphobia after he visited his uncle at the mental hospital

Rafaphobia 

A condition that one suffers from once they realise that they despise more than one man from the world of sport with the christian name Rafael. The way that the object of the hatred spells his name is not important, however the word is always spelt 'rafaphobia'. The three most common triggers of rafaphobia are:

1. Rafael Nadal
2. Rafael Benitez
3. Raphael Ibanez
Person 1: "You know what mate? I fucking hate Nadal"
Person 2: "How do you feel about Rafael Benitez?"
Person 1: "I'm not a fan"
Person 2: "I think you might suffer from rafaphobia"
Rafaphobia by Jaxmoseph August 1, 2008

realiphobia 

Reliphobia is when someone hates this reality or is simply scared of it- often both. These people are known to suffer from depression and anxiety.
"John has realiphobia, isn't that sad?"
realiphobia by AquaDogsQuake March 11, 2017

Roamaphobia 

The irrationale fear of using mobile phones while traveling and surfing on the go while overseas. It is not a simple rational choice and is a deep and emotionally charged fear of being taken advantage of and ruining travellors holidays.

Smartphones have transformed our lives but have also made us reliant on them for staying in touch wherever we are. DataRoaming can be used for a vast amount of information from letting families to know that you are OK on arrival through instant messaing, to playing games on long bus trips and learning about local history; checking for last minute local deals.

So you see, there are many benefits and reasons to stay connected to your mobile with DataRoaming plans.
Generically, Roamaphobia is exemplified by 4 Roamaphobia types:

Wi-Fi Hunter: Those who turns their holidays into a jungle hunt for free Wi-Fi
Café Dweller: Those who linger at a café forever just to use free Wi-Fi
SIM Swapper: Those who bring many overseas local SIM cards on holiday trips just to save a few bucks
Latergrammer: Those who only upload all the holiday photos as #latergram onto social media and flood their friends once they get back to hotel (with free wi-fi/back home)

readophobia 

1st: when one is scared of reading text off any sort

2nd: when one had a large fear of paul read due to his scary face and threatning looks.
example 1:
teacher: why didnt you do your homework boy
student: dude , i couldnt... i have readophobia

example 2:
lucy's friend: lucy why dont you just talk to paul?
lucy: I HAVE READOPHOBIA!
readophobia by pauly ready December 13, 2012

Regaphobia 

The condition in which one has a fear or lack of being normal, living in normal conditions, having a normal life, i.e
1.) Bella Swanson has regaphobia because of her unnatural urge to become a blood-sucking, sparkling creature.
Regaphobia by RuffledRaven January 14, 2013
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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