Jaxmoseph's definitions

Rafaphobia

A condition that one suffers from once they realise that they despise more than one man from the world of sport with the christian name Rafael. The way that the object of the hatred spells his name is not important, however the word is always spelt 'rafaphobia'. The three most common triggers of rafaphobia are:

1. Rafael Nadal
2. Rafael Benitez
3. Raphael Ibanez

Person 1: "You know what mate? I fucking hate Nadal"
Person 2: "How do you feel about Rafael Benitez?"
Person 1: "I'm not a fan"
Person 2: "I think you might suffer from rafaphobia"

by Jaxmoseph August 1, 2008