read the bible
read the bible by Kentt August 4, 2007
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read the bible
A synonym for masturbate.
screennameone: why aren't you responding?
screennametwo: sorry man I had to read the bible. hot porn.
screennameone: that's sick man
screennametwo: sorry man I had to read the bible. hot porn.
screennameone: that's sick man
read the bible by Jenn Huls May 27, 2006
read the bible
read the bible by defnoturgirl January 8, 2022
To read the Bible
To read the Bible by Big Nob Kyle October 30, 2019
and we read the bible
and we read the bible by AHHAHAHAHA Lol June 4, 2019
illiterate people can’t read the bible
Used when people don’t understand that something is smart/good because they lack understanding of the subject.
illiterate people can’t read the bible by muwtu May 3, 2020
How Christians Read the Bible
By presupposing it's truth and then create a narrative that is parallel to the text and then accepting this adjacent narrative AS TRUTH... Regardless of what the text actually says.
Hym "And then what they do is believe the narrative that is constructed around the text... In spite of the FACT that it is a manifestation of their own mind. So, it doesn't matter WHAT YOU SAY... As long as the conclusion is that the religion is both true and good. And it looks something like this:
Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"
Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"
Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."
Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"
Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"
Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."
How Christians Read the Bible by Hym Iam June 14, 2024
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