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A synonym for masturbate.
screennameone: why aren't you responding?
screennametwo: sorry man I had to read the bible. hot porn.
screennameone: that's sick man
by Jenn Huls May 23, 2006

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a substitute for a curse, slang for 'shit', used in time of great shock
'Holy shpiff! That car nearly hit us!'
by Jenn Huls May 15, 2006

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