re-bone 

the action of the penis getting hard again straight after a sex session

'it only took him 5 minutes to re-bone - a world record'

'have you re-boned yet??? i want some more'

re-bone by stinkerbell August 17, 2007

we're boned 

to be screwed. (not sexually)
To be said in a F.U.B.A.R. situation.

fry "i'll fly the ship"
bender "we're boned."

we're boned by castle May 24, 2006

re-boner 

Getting a hard-on too soon after cumming, and requiring you to punch your dick until it gets soft again, to avoid priapism.

"Shit man, I jerked off twice today, and my dick just got hard again. That re-boner shit ain't good for you, so I did a little preemptive strike with some fridge door slams. Problem solved."

"Uh. Word."

re-boner by zombieskin October 14, 2011

reboneder 

Noun. the boner you get for a girl who looks sort of like your ex-lover/crush/etc.

Etymology: "Rebound + Boner"

You: You know that girl kinda looks hot.
Friend: No man. She's just okay.
You: Yeah, she just resembles my ex a little.
Friend: REBONEDER.
You: CAN YOU BE A MORE CONSIDERATE FRIEND?

reboneder by sadlittleboy January 15, 2010

Reboner 

A reverse boner. The act of being immediately and exceptionally turned off. Pronounced "rah-boner"

Boyfriend: "When my girlfriend farts, it gives me a reboner"

Or

Girlfriend: "My boyfriend's Movember mustache gives me a reboner"

Reboner by CharlieMurphy13 November 24, 2010

texas reboned ham 

when a female is not available for a date,warm up a ham,name it after the girl you most wanted to date, yank the bone out of a ham and use the hole for your pleasure.

dang,i couldnt becky lee to go out with me on friday night so i had to use the ole fallback plan with a good ole texas reboned ham and becky was good.

texas reboned ham by the fighting armadillo December 21, 2010

rebone 

when you fuck your ex girlfriend

1st person: i got some rebone last night
2nd person: why the fuck would you hit that nasty ass

rebone by your step dad March 17, 2007