Boyfriend: "When my girlfriend farts, it gives me a reboner"
Or
Girlfriend: "My boyfriend's Movember mustache gives me a reboner"
Or
Girlfriend: "My boyfriend's Movember mustache gives me a reboner"
by CharlieMurphy13 November 21, 2010
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
Julba: "Hey Luke and Elliot, do you guys ever get done fucking your girlfriend, but still wanna have more sex?"
Luke: "Yeah dude, but the hardest part is getting a reboner, sometimes it takes like four minutes!"
Elliot: "I wanna put my reboner in a big bowl of puddin"
Luke: "Yeah dude, but the hardest part is getting a reboner, sometimes it takes like four minutes!"
Elliot: "I wanna put my reboner in a big bowl of puddin"
by Julbasaurus October 05, 2010
Getting a hard-on too soon after cumming, and requiring you to punch your dick until it gets soft again, to avoid priapism.
"Shit man, I jerked off twice today, and my dick just got hard again. That re-boner shit ain't good for you, so I did a little preemptive strike with some fridge door slams. Problem solved."
"Uh. Word."
"Uh. Word."
by zombieskin October 13, 2011
Sep 9 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

