Reboner

A reverse boner. The act of being immediately and exceptionally turned off. Pronounced "rah-boner"

Boyfriend: "When my girlfriend farts, it gives me a reboner"

Or

Girlfriend: "My boyfriend's Movember mustache gives me a reboner"

by CharlieMurphy13 November 24, 2010

reboner

the fall of one erection after climax which then gives rise to another erection

Julba: "Hey Luke and Elliot, do you guys ever get done fucking your girlfriend, but still wanna have more sex?"

Luke: "Yeah dude, but the hardest part is getting a reboner, sometimes it takes like four minutes!"

Elliot: "I wanna put my reboner in a big bowl of puddin"

by Julbasaurus October 6, 2010

reboneder

Noun. the boner you get for a girl who looks sort of like your ex-lover/crush/etc.

Etymology: "Rebound + Boner"

You: You know that girl kinda looks hot.
Friend: No man. She's just okay.
You: Yeah, she just resembles my ex a little.
Friend: REBONEDER.
You: CAN YOU BE A MORE CONSIDERATE FRIEND?

by sadlittleboy January 15, 2010

Roboner

When a person derives sexual satisfaction from activity with or being in the presence of robots.

George Lucas has such a Roboner for R2D2; he includes him in every scene!

by Volibar December 7, 2009

roboner

A roboner is a robot's boner. A boner belonging to a robot.

Hey, that robot's got a boner. A roboner.

by A guy named Archer June 30, 2008

texas reboned ham

when a female is not available for a date,warm up a ham,name it after the girl you most wanted to date, yank the bone out of a ham and use the hole for your pleasure.

dang,i couldnt becky lee to go out with me on friday night so i had to use the ole fallback plan with a good ole texas reboned ham and becky was good.

by the fighting armadillo December 21, 2010

rebone

when you fuck your ex girlfriend

1st person: i got some rebone last night
2nd person: why the fuck would you hit that nasty ass

by your step dad March 17, 2007