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Carlos Ray Norris 

Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris was born in 1940, the year of the Dragon. His name that he is most commonly referred to is Chuck Norris, the man who many people consider a God. His counterpart is Asian-American Bruce Lee, who was born the exact same year. Carlos, or "Chuck" is most known for his ROUND-HOUSE kicks and his many other impossible feats. In real life, Chuck Norris has the highest degree of Black Belt in Tai kwon do, being the first white man to achieve this status
Guy 1: Hi Carlos Ray Norris!
Norris: *roundhouse kicks him* I don't like smartasses....
Carlos Ray Norris by 64hyp64 October 25, 2009
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The church in which members in percussion ensemble and percussionists in concert band believe, Matt Raynor is God.

Their chant: Hail Raynor!

Rules:

1. Matt knows best!
2. Don't cross Matt
3. Trust in the Raynor
4. Marching band is about what isn't not about what is.

Matt Raynor has a PHD in awesome; that's why we call him Dr. Raynor. Few are lucky enough to touch him.

See also, Ben Lupton
Drummer 1: "I'd like to be a Raynorist; I find Raynorism to be so AMAZING. Where might I be able to find the church of Raynor?"
Drummer 2: "Oh! SMHS! You might find the ACTUAL RAYNOR on Tuesdays and Thursdays, when he gets to SMHS's percussion ensamble practice after he gets there from his NEW STUPID JOB in Asheville!!!"
Raynorism by SMHSdrumline January 17, 2009

Radnorism 

The "religion" of loving Radnor Fizz
(popular drink in british schools)
"i've had a radnor for like 4 days in a row,"

"you should join radnorism,"
Radnorism by hannjah December 7, 2023