ratsing

Desiring to beat people who use trendy expressions over the head with a waffle iron.

A rat states: I'm really ratsing right now

ratsing by Kristen K February 27, 2008

ratsing

The desire to beat people who use trendy expressions over the head with a waffle iron.

See: Pearls Before Swine 2/27/08 comic strip

Damn, I'm really ratsing toward that guy that uses "Jonesing" all the time

ratsing by Jeffrey Zhang February 27, 2008

fartane rating

A number associated with the richness of flatulence. A number 2 rating is average and might be mistaken for "forgetting to take the garbage out" A number 4 rating will typically clear out a medium sized room while a number 8 is a serious combustion and explosion hazard.

Arthur, at any party could always be counted on to rip one with a number 4 fartane rating. People who knew him well would always reply with a blessed be the fruit right before they made their exit.

fartane rating by Sidney's natural resources October 10, 2019

DPPM rating 

This is an acronym for Dick Pics Per Match. A beautiful or slutty looking female on dating apps (Tinder and Plenty of Fish) usually has a lot of men sending them unsolicited pictures of their genitalia once they match. Depending on how many pictures a female gets will determine her DPPM rating. A DPPM score can help a woman learn where she fits in the sexual marketplace (Not to be confused with the dating marketplace). This is done in a percentage. A less than 30% DPPM rating may indicate a woman that has a wholesome presence or is unattractive in the sexual marketplace. A DPPM of 31% to 70% is your average good looking woman. A DPPM rating of over 71% will usually indicate a sexy woman or a woman who dresses (304) in a manner that welcomes unsolicited dick pics.

Anne: I wonder how I am received on the sexual marketplace.

Shirley: What's your DPPM rating?

I have a high DPPM rating, maybe I should change my online image on this dating app.

DPPM rating by YamaR6 May 5, 2022

PSL Rating

PSL rating is a type of rating scale used to rate the facial appearance of people. The acronym stands for a few different things.

P : Proportion - (golden ratio, dark triad etc)

S : Size - (size of facial features like cheekbones, brow ridge, masseters etc)

L : Lineation - (contour lines of face, especially with hollow cheeks, sharp jawline etc)

PSL Rating is currently slang and not commonly used by surgeons or facial estheticians.

Friend 1: Bro do you think I could model?

Friend 2: Eh idk, your choice. I'd recommend you check yourself on a PSL Rating first.

PSL Rating by Damianlewiam July 21, 2023

rim rating

To score someone based on how rimable they look

Tim: What's her rim rating?
Adam: 9/10 - I would rim that dirty ass all night

rim rating by trumpet trousers June 5, 2015

don't get above your raising

don't forget where you came from

As you move forward in life, remember ...don't get above your raising! Never get too big for your britches!

don't get above your raising by talk2me-JCH2 July 28, 2022