Randyanity is an Abrahamic monotheistic religion based on the life, teachings and miracles of Randy Stenglein of Palmdale, known by Randians as the Christ, or "Messiah", who is the focal point of the Randians faiths. Randy Stenglein is known to be the God of the trails. Randyanity is common religion in many mountain biking communities.

Randy’s trails may twist and turn, but have faith in Randyanity and you will find the way.

Randyanity by Randy Stenglein July 7, 2018

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Randomity

The ultimate state of existence defined by a complete rejection of the mundane. Randomity requires putting forth the absolute most effort ever to avoid being basic, predictable, or status quo. For randomity to be recognized, one must expend the majority of time and energy in an effort to stand out, often to a point of zero return on investment of time.

Today I am going to wrap my basic and boring McLaren with white and black Camo Wrap to prove my level of Randomity.

Randomity by "VT" November 21, 2019

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randomnity

A highly popular website based around the scandalous lives of a group of chums living in and around Croydon, South London.

Rod: "Ooh, I'd better check that great website, Randomnity, to see what exciting new features have gone up."
Adrian: "Don't forget to check the message board - there's always lots of wonderful messages on the message board."

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Randominity

when some one says something utterly random and kind of stupid but you have a giggle anyway.

Adam,"hey look my excel sum=41!"
Anna,"LOLZ! Oh the Randominity!'

Randominity by Meekalogical October 29, 2008

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randomonity

A chain of random events throughout ones day.

Hey look a monkey on roller skates; randomonity.

randomonity by Looku2134 January 3, 2008

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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