nonsuch park

An enchanting area of natural beauty, found in Cheam, Surrey. Nonsuch Park (also known as "np") is the home to a charming mansion house and acres of delightful lawns, gardens, woodlands and muddy bogs.

Negative points include the fact that perverts hide in the bushes near Nonsuch School, and pikeys sometimes hang out in the bits towards North Cheam.

"Shall we go for a walk in np?"
"Yay!"

by claire January 19, 2004

Wiik

Last name of a serious fag. Especially those with the name "Erik".

Torolf Wiik sucks dick.

by Claire October 11, 2003

kringle

a yummy pastry.

ooh, i like kringle. :>

by claire January 04, 2004

Arielle

A girl who loves the word tacky and innuendo and has a loving sensation.

My name is Arie! Thats sooo tacky! Is that an innuendo??

by Claire December 03, 2003

Jonny Fong

An asshole who says biddies

Jonny Fong, stop saying biddies!!

by claire April 22, 2005

shmeagol

verb

-to be in a state of extreme alertness or to be behaving strangely as a result of said alertness

note: the state of alertness is almost always a direct result of an intoxication of some kind, usually drugs, alcohol, sugar or red bull.

1. Claire, why are you acting like such a crzy n00b?

I CANT HELP IT! I'M SHMEAGOLING~!!!!~!!1!1!

note: "shmeagol" is often used out of context, as shown in the example below.

Claire, why are you acting like such a crzy n00b?

I CANT HELP IT! I'M SHMEAGOLING~!!!!~!!1!1! SHMEAGOL SHMEAGOL SHMEAGOL!!!! WUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHA T3H SHMEAGOL=OMFG!!@@!!!

by Claire November 22, 2004

heya

A greeting to one of your friends that you know extremely well
An example in an online conversation would be:

Person1: heya louie what's up?
Person2: not much claire

by Claire December 21, 2003