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Randomity 

The ultimate state of existence defined by a complete rejection of the mundane. Randomity requires putting forth the absolute most effort ever to avoid being basic, predictable, or status quo. For randomity to be recognized, one must expend the majority of time and energy in an effort to stand out, often to a point of zero return on investment of time.
Today I am going to wrap my basic and boring McLaren with white and black Camo Wrap to prove my level of Randomity.
Randomity by "VT" November 21, 2019
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randomite 

random unknown people unaware that they are photobombing a picture
The randomites that day were quite interesting to see!!
randomite by Starchylde December 24, 2014

Randominity 

n.
A state of excessive chaotic, creative and whimsical energy.
Pointless; obscure; irrelevant.
randominity overtook her; rational thought turned into a bird and flew away
Randominity by Trudojo June 29, 2006

Randomizing 

The action of saying or writing whatever comes to mind at any given time to confuse the other person,to get there attention or just to piss them off. When somebody is randomizing they will finish up by saying exactly or I know.
John: So how is the family?

Carl: You know it could happen

John: What?

Carl: Exactly

John: What are you talking about?

Carl: I know

Carl was randomizing John to piss him off and confuse him.

randomite 

some one or some people who are just total random OR somebody who you don't know

randomites in its plural sense
"hey look at those randomites over there what the f**k are they doing"

you flaming randomite
randomite by Mike Bown November 14, 2006

randomitry 

Randomitry* ---> The art of being able to produce, when least expected, something extremely random and amusing...sometimes causing mass confusion ( or confuzzlization). I excel at this art and teach others.
.........SPATULA!!!!

I like it when they go moo, but only on a firday i think if i toasted it it would no dont sell those chimps to the fire brigade they will only anally infiltrate them.

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeee waaaaaaaaa noooooooo


I like the pastures green and moist...

randomishismness 

Randomishismness (also can be spelt RANDOMISHISMNESS) is a colloquialism used in exclamation to describe an extremely random occurrence.

its use originated from local adolescent groups in Adelaide, South Australia who used it as an exclamation of either boredom, randomness, or to show off they're world renowned vocalization abilities.
"Why I dare say, Dr. Williams, does that look like a pig flying to you!?"

"RANDOMISHISMNESS!!!"
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Me: Poggers!
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