ranalli

a position used in sex between three women. in order to do it, a bowl of ravioli, a magnifying glass, and four mouse traps are needed.

First Woman: hey, wanna get together and have a ranalli party tonight?
Second Woman: sounds hot!

by Joe Hallforbestelly January 21, 2008

Randallize

In cooking terms, to burn a meal to the point where it is virtually unservable; to grossly overseason a dish so that it is inedible; or to perform some other act of gross incompetence.

If you combine four pounds of ground hamburger with four pounds of refried beans, you may be clever enough to become a cook at Taco Tim's. But, if you foolishly add six pounds of jalapeno peppers to that mixture, you've just Randallized it and there will be a lot of complaints from the customers.

by Steve Mueller July 9, 2004

rantallion

rantallion (n). 18th c. One whose shot
pouch is longer than the barrel
of his fouling piece.

We saw him in the locker room and he's a real rantallion.

by C February 24, 2004

randalling

To artfully avoid answering personal questions by slightly changing the topic, or by replying with a related question, in such a way that the person who asked the initial question is unaware of what has just happened. This style was first made (in)famous as the signature move of one Dr. Randall, following its identification and labeling by a brilliant and eloquent coworker, circa 2008. It then spread across the Western United States in the coming decade. Legend has it that said coworker, despite having developed a great friendship with the elusive Dr. Randall, has nevertheless never been invited into his home.

During the interrogation, he was randalling himself out of the question of where we has on the night of the murder. The cop ended up admitting to the crime himself!

by LuluMcWordsmith June 3, 2014

Jamie Ravalli

basically he's a fake Italian with a 1 inch wonder

Hi I'm Jamie Ravalli and I'm a "real" Italian

by Ciaran Harrison April 24, 2019

rantallion

when a man's testicles are larger than his penis shaft

michaelangelo's David is a rantallion

by chris theirey October 23, 2006

ranally aped

Originally a screw up by a certain German 3 student in the year 2009, when a sudden bout of dyslexia struck and caused the term "anally raped" to be transformed into "ranally aped" it was then recognized to be even more negative sounding than the original so the term was kept.

Student A) Dude, that lit test?
B) no man, totally screwed it up
A) yeah man, it totally "ranally aped" me
B) ouch dude, that blows

by sereal emaj March 18, 2009