That one
muslim girl you know who loves to eat ham and makes jokes about her sisters' home abortion. Also
will doesn't get mad even when she probably should, which is scary as
fuck.
Hey Rahatul, I just killed your guinea pig by
mistake. Actually I meant to do it.
Rahatul: Well. I can buy a new one.
Hey Rahatul, I thought you were
muslim why are you eating
ham?
Rahatul: Because ham is good you crazy fucker.
*flush* Goes the toilet baby