ragsock

The ragsock is an ordinary sock which in the presence of a man who has just shot his load which is soaking into the carpet spontaneously becomes a cleaning tool used to mop up the mess. After use the sock is absolute refuse and is normally thrown behind a dresser or preferably burned.

Steve: Damn i can't find any matching socks...

Lanky: I'd imagine after that 48 hour wank session you just had they've all become ragsocks.

by Twiggy Hackney January 7, 2010

ragsooker

one who does not claim their girl, even though she is their girl.

ragsooking - the act of not claiming your girl, to ragsook

"Hey Margot, isn't that your girl Laura J.?"

"No Tom, she's your girl"

"God Margot, you're such a ragsooker!"

by topdrawer01 March 20, 2007

ragcock

A limp and juicy cock that just wants to get suckled on

Duran has a ragcock

by Lucigucci April 2, 2016

Ratsock

A sock used predominantly by adolescent males to masturbate into.

Ralph: So this morning, I was in such a rush that I grabbed any two socks I could find and put them on. To my dismay, I noticed that my left foot was covered in something wet...turns out I had accidentally grabbed my Ratsock.

John: That sucks dude.

by MagyarDan October 8, 2009

ragsack

To take ones genitals, rag it across the floor, causing an increase in mass of the genitals, due to swelling. Then, slapping the new "ragsack" across someones face.

I like to wait for a committed relationship before I ragsack a person.

by Where'sBacon December 28, 2015