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Raging Cock 

My MEAT all over the place! An unstoppable penis.
Yeah you wont be saying that with my raging cock in your mouth!

raging cock monger

A person who gargles more cock than they do mouth wash
raging cock monger by I am Rex August 10, 2009

Raging Cock Path 

Furious and uncontrollably violent outburst usually associated with grounds staff or other related professions.
And so Onions went on a raging cock path.

Shitting hell, that kid has been on a raging cock path ever since that Mumpkin Head layed some pipe on his baby sister.

raging cocksucker

1:Someone (male or female) who has lost control of their ability to not have a penis jammed in their throat.
2:A person who sucks up to the boss way to much to simply be called an ass kisser.
1: She's such a whore, I see her with a new guy every night. Yes she sure is a raging cockmaster now.

2: Dude! Jason has only been here 2 weeks and got a promotion. What a raging cockmaster
raging cocksucker by Your Mom July 22, 2003

national cock rating day

The day where all cocks are rated by their gurth, toughness, length and strength. National Cock Rating Day is on the 15th of May.
C'mon dude just show your friends, it is National Cock Rating day after all!

Cock Racing 

A cock race happens when one semi truck tries to take over another on a two lane highway, and inadvertently holds up traffic due to both drivers wanting to be in the front, and both drivers driving at basically the same speed. A cock race can take anywhere from 30 seconds to 10 minutes, and if ever experienced, can be one of the more frustrating things about a long drive.
Friend 1: "Hurry the f*ck up man, I gotta shit my asshole out!"
Friend 2: "I can't because these motherf*cking truckers are cock racing! The ret*rds are going the same speed!"
Friend 1: "Get in their blind spot bro!"
Cock Racing by kkbb May 12, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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