rag tard 

Noun
A man or boy who is a complete and utter moron about a woman's time of the month, i.e.; her period. Behavior towards her would either exhibit itself in his stupid remarks to his friends about "acting like an insane psycho", or being "uncontrollable emo" (...so usually like he acts 24/7/365, a full-on douchebag) - or oddly enough, still wanting to have sex and then making up foul, imbecilic, and non-existant sexual occurances to then gossip to his punk ass friend later about.

Trevor, "My girlfriend's on the rag and she's turned into the shebeast from hell, when she isn't crying like a bitch, she's trying to rip my fucking throat out and eat it raw...*sob*..."

Michael, "Aww shit dude...why don't you try a dirty filbert on her when she isn't looking and then flip into a redheaded clamback...then you can tell us all about it later...huh...huh?"

Me, "Fuck...you guys are such rag tards...and I'm standing right here...stupid fucks."

rag tard by adelews October 2, 2007

rag tard 

A mentally handicaped female whom is of age of menstration how ever has never been or does not understand the need for some way to soak up panty waste, in turn just menstrating on the floor.

"Aw fuck I have to clean up all this period blood this rag tard dumped all over the floor."

rag tard by Saeyot January 31, 2010

tard rag 

Rag or towel often chain-linked to a retard's neck. Used for preventing the constant ruining of said retard's wardrobe due to excessive drooling.

Gross! That helmet-kid's tard rag is totally soaked!

tard rag by mofonutz August 26, 2006

ragtard 

A term to define a females behaviour while under the influences of PMS. She is on her rag, and retarded.

My girlfriend is being a ragtard lately, so I'm sleeping on the couch.

ragtard by britnoglas September 23, 2007

Ragtard 

A contraction of the words "RAGhead" and "reTARD". Member of the Gulf states (Arabs), particularly those who wear the dishdasha and headgear, are reknowned for their lack of education, with Degree qualificaions being handed to them without the need to attend or sit exams at the end of their university courses, leading them to poor decision making in jobs they are not qualified to do.

The expat community in the UAE really resent these RAGTARDS earning big bucks while they have to work twice as hard just to stop them looking as stupid as they are!

Ragtard by Nigel An'srid March 25, 2019