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qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl 

Wow. You are beyond the point of no return. At this point, you have typed into Google almost every single combination of letters. Stop procrastinating and do you're god damn homework.
Fuck, I don't wanna have to do that book report... Maybe if I type qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl into Google, all my problems will be solved."
But they won't because you're stupid and not me.

qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl 

When you are so bored that you go from right to left on your keyboard starting with the top row, then going down to the bottom row, and finally ending with the middle row.
I'm soooo bored let me try typing qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl into google and see what I get.

qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl 

What a fucking mongrol types into the internet thinking it will solve world hunger and cure cancer
President: How is the cure for cancer progressing?

Secretary: Well, Mister President. Here. I see you're sick. Try it

"qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl"

President: Wow! I'm cured!

Other secretary: Sir! It seems africa has gotten infinite food thanks to qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl

President: Great!

qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl 

When your bored and you already looked up qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm qwerty and mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq so you look up the top row of letters in the keyboard then the bottom one then the one in the middle
person 1-i'm so bored and I already looked up qwerty,qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,and mbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq

Person 2-Have you thought of looking up qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl
Person 1-Get Shaggy now!

qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl 

When you have thought you have mastered the urban dictionary but there it stands in its glory destroying you.
"Hey bro I'm bored"
"Have you tried typing ' qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm' into the keyboard?"
"Yes bro"
"Oh no bro, try something else I'm stuck"
"Say no more, here it is 'qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl'"
"Oh jeez bro"
"I know bro"

qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl 

When somebody types the first row of the keyboard letters, the bottom row of the keyboard letters, and then the middle row.

When you're so fucking bored that you've already typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, zxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiop, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, and multiple combinations on your computer, so you decide to do this instead. You search for it on urban dictionary and post it because you hate yourself.
cat : hey why are you typing qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl you miserable ape.
you : because im decomposing in my chair and I have absolutely nothing to do.
cat : ok
More from Urban Dictionary
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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