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qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl 

Wow. You are beyond the point of no return. At this point, you have typed into Google almost every single combination of letters. Stop procrastinating and do you're god damn homework.
Fuck, I don't wanna have to do that book report... Maybe if I type qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl into Google, all my problems will be solved."
But they won't because you're stupid and not me.
qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl by Lowiqtv November 20, 2013

qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl 

When you are so bored that you go from right to left on your keyboard starting with the top row, then going down to the bottom row, and finally ending with the middle row.
I'm soooo bored let me try typing qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl into google and see what I get.

qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl 

What a fucking mongrol types into the internet thinking it will solve world hunger and cure cancer
President: How is the cure for cancer progressing?

Secretary: Well, Mister President. Here. I see you're sick. Try it

"qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl"

President: Wow! I'm cured!

Other secretary: Sir! It seems africa has gotten infinite food thanks to qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl

President: Great!

qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl 

When your bored and you already looked up qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm qwerty and mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq so you look up the top row of letters in the keyboard then the bottom one then the one in the middle
person 1-i'm so bored and I already looked up qwerty,qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,and mbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq

Person 2-Have you thought of looking up qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl
Person 1-Get Shaggy now!

qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl 

When you have thought you have mastered the urban dictionary but there it stands in its glory destroying you.
"Hey bro I'm bored"
"Have you tried typing ' qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm' into the keyboard?"
"Yes bro"
"Oh no bro, try something else I'm stuck"
"Say no more, here it is 'qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl'"
"Oh jeez bro"
"I know bro"

qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl 

When somebody types the first row of the keyboard letters, the bottom row of the keyboard letters, and then the middle row.

When you're so fucking bored that you've already typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, zxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiop, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, and multiple combinations on your computer, so you decide to do this instead. You search for it on urban dictionary and post it because you hate yourself.
cat : hey why are you typing qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl you miserable ape.
you : because im decomposing in my chair and I have absolutely nothing to do.
cat : ok
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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