qweif

a farting sound erupting from the poongina

holy shit did becky qweif, some mung shot outta her snooze

qweif by THa..MInGEEY March 5, 2009

Qwife

A stoner from the Midwest region.

I got high as a qwife in the corn field today.

Qwife by Katlin qwife February 18, 2020

qwedfghnmzxdfghjikoplkjhgfdsa 

When you are sooooooo bored that you somehow do a criss cross star thing the exact way I did on my key bored. Go get food or go shopping or watch a movie. Please.

Im so bored. Oh I will just type qwedfghnmzxdfghjikoplkjhgfdsa.

qwedfghnmzxdfghjikoplkjhgfdsa by Isabella the infamous October 26, 2020

qwerfdsazxcvbnmlkjhgtyuiop 

When you are attempting to find something that isn't on the internet but then you find this. You make four letter zigzags, realizing that there were too many letters, and end up making this.

"Hey, I bet that I can make a combination of letters that isn't on the internet, let me look up qwerfdsazxcvbnmlkjhgtyuiop."

qwerfdsazxcvbnmlkjhgtyuiop by help.exe November 18, 2020

queif 

During sex, a small pocket of air gets pushed into the vagina. As the air leaves the vagina, it causes a noise to sound like a fart.

queif by ZeNKo June 26, 2003

Qwerf 

A word usually used by upper class people to describe the lower class slobs.

Get back to work you qwerf. Said king Norville to Callen

Qwerf by King Qwerf July 5, 2014

qwiffed 

Totally missing something you are aiming for

Trevor passed me the ball but I completely qwiffed it!

qwiffed by Ashley Jayne G. December 8, 2018