qweif

a farting sound erupting from the poongina

holy shit did becky qweif, some mung shot outta her snooze

by THa..MInGEEY March 5, 2009

Qwife

A stoner from the Midwest region.

I got high as a qwife in the corn field today.

by Katlin qwife February 18, 2020

qwedfghnmzxdfghjikoplkjhgfdsa

When you are sooooooo bored that you somehow do a criss cross star thing the exact way I did on my key bored. Go get food or go shopping or watch a movie. Please.

Im so bored. Oh I will just type qwedfghnmzxdfghjikoplkjhgfdsa.

by Isabella the infamous October 26, 2020

qwerfdsazxcvbnmlkjhgtyuiop

When you are attempting to find something that isn't on the internet but then you find this. You make four letter zigzags, realizing that there were too many letters, and end up making this.

"Hey, I bet that I can make a combination of letters that isn't on the internet, let me look up qwerfdsazxcvbnmlkjhgtyuiop."

by help.exe November 18, 2020

queif

During sex, a small pocket of air gets pushed into the vagina. As the air leaves the vagina, it causes a noise to sound like a fart.

by ZeNKo June 26, 2003

Qwerf

A word usually used by upper class people to describe the lower class slobs.

Get back to work you qwerf. Said king Norville to Callen

by King Qwerf July 5, 2014

qwiffed

Totally missing something you are aiming for

Trevor passed me the ball but I completely qwiffed it!

by Ashley Jayne G. December 8, 2018