qwaerdtyguijoplzxscvfbnhmk is an extremely high level of
boredom. When someone tries typing various patterns on a standard QWERTY keyboard into their prefered online search engine. Eventually this results in a game where they try to find a pattern that has not been thought of before so they can add it to Urban
Dictionary's grand hall of keyboard combinations that result in
boredom.
You have tried typing in all the letters row by row, as in qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. This is the lowest level.
Then maybe you tried to be more clever and type them in one row at a
time, as in qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp.
Perhaps you even tried typing them in 2 at a
time, then 3, then 4, all the way up to 9 letters, as in the word qwertyuioasdfghjklzxcvbnmp, yet even there you found a definition.
Eventually you started in on less linear patterns. You may have tried the spiral, qazxcvbnmlpoiuytrewsdfghjk.
Then you may have tried a zig-zag, with qazsedcftgbhujmkol.
Eventually, you may have even made an excel spreadsheet and made a keyboard on it, then you colored all of the keys to make triangles, so you typed in the triangles starting from the letters qwa, and moving from left to right. Then you repeated the pattern on the bottom of the keyboard with zxs. Perhaps you even felt
sad that there is not a 27th letter of the alphabet that goes next to the m so you could complete the final triangle.
Those that reach this level of
boredom will soon
add a keyboard definition to Urban
Dictionary.
John ignored the paperwork piling up on his desk as he typed various keyboard patterns into
Bing, his favorite search engine. Eventually he typed qwaerdtyguijoplzxscvfbnhmk, because he wanted to add a definition to Urban
Dictionary. John was
sad when he found the definition. John has no friends. John's lack of friends are probably because he uses Bing to search for keyboard combinations qwaerdtyguijoplzxscvfbnhmk.