qwared
pronounced KWARD, meaning sexual intercourse with an Apple Ipod resulting in the ipod being 'lodged' in the hole.
qwared by Jackin Thebox June 30, 2008
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Qwaedyne
Hot ass bitch who likes cats and kpop and is the best stayorbit in the world is also the number 1 hwang hyunjin stan
Qwaedyne by qwaedyne <3 November 24, 2021
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qwaerdtyguijoplzxscvfbnhmk
qwaerdtyguijoplzxscvfbnhmk is an extremely high level of boredom. When someone tries typing various patterns on a standard QWERTY keyboard into their prefered online search engine. Eventually this results in a game where they try to find a pattern that has not been thought of before so they can add it to Urban Dictionary's grand hall of keyboard combinations that result in boredom.
You have tried typing in all the letters row by row, as in qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. This is the lowest level.
Then maybe you tried to be more clever and type them in one row at a time, as in qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp.
Perhaps you even tried typing them in 2 at a time, then 3, then 4, all the way up to 9 letters, as in the word qwertyuioasdfghjklzxcvbnmp, yet even there you found a definition.
Eventually you started in on less linear patterns. You may have tried the spiral, qazxcvbnmlpoiuytrewsdfghjk.
Then you may have tried a zig-zag, with qazsedcftgbhujmkol.
Eventually, you may have even made an excel spreadsheet and made a keyboard on it, then you colored all of the keys to make triangles, so you typed in the triangles starting from the letters qwa, and moving from left to right. Then you repeated the pattern on the bottom of the keyboard with zxs. Perhaps you even felt sad that there is not a 27th letter of the alphabet that goes next to the m so you could complete the final triangle.
Those that reach this level of boredom will soon add a keyboard definition to Urban Dictionary.
You have tried typing in all the letters row by row, as in qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. This is the lowest level.
Then maybe you tried to be more clever and type them in one row at a time, as in qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp.
Perhaps you even tried typing them in 2 at a time, then 3, then 4, all the way up to 9 letters, as in the word qwertyuioasdfghjklzxcvbnmp, yet even there you found a definition.
Eventually you started in on less linear patterns. You may have tried the spiral, qazxcvbnmlpoiuytrewsdfghjk.
Then you may have tried a zig-zag, with qazsedcftgbhujmkol.
Eventually, you may have even made an excel spreadsheet and made a keyboard on it, then you colored all of the keys to make triangles, so you typed in the triangles starting from the letters qwa, and moving from left to right. Then you repeated the pattern on the bottom of the keyboard with zxs. Perhaps you even felt sad that there is not a 27th letter of the alphabet that goes next to the m so you could complete the final triangle.
Those that reach this level of boredom will soon add a keyboard definition to Urban Dictionary.
John ignored the paperwork piling up on his desk as he typed various keyboard patterns into Bing, his favorite search engine. Eventually he typed qwaerdtyguijoplzxscvfbnhmk, because he wanted to add a definition to Urban Dictionary. John was sad when he found the definition. John has no friends. John's lack of friends are probably because he uses Bing to search for keyboard combinations qwaerdtyguijoplzxscvfbnhmk.
qwaerdtyguijoplzxscvfbnhmk by TheKeybored October 6, 2022
qwasedxzrfctgvyuioplkjhbnm1234567890-=[]\/.,;'
(bob) qwasedxzrfctgvyuioplkjhbnm1234567890-=\/.,;'
(dod) what, can you stop
(bob) qwasedxzrfctgvyuioplkjhbnm1234567890-=\/.,;'qwasedxzrfctgvyuioplkjhbnm1234567890-=\/.,;'qwasedxzrfctgvyuioplkjhbnm1234567890-=\/.,;'qwasedxzrfctgvyuioplkjhbnm1234567890-=\
(dod) AHHHHHHHHH *explodes*
(dod) what, can you stop
(bob) qwasedxzrfctgvyuioplkjhbnm1234567890-=\/.,;'qwasedxzrfctgvyuioplkjhbnm1234567890-=\/.,;'qwasedxzrfctgvyuioplkjhbnm1234567890-=\/.,;'qwasedxzrfctgvyuioplkjhbnm1234567890-=\
(dod) AHHHHHHHHH *explodes*
qwasedxzrfctgvyuioplkjhbnm1234567890-=[]\/.,;' by GO EAT YOUR CHEESE CAKE January 9, 2025
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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