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qwaerdtyguijoplzxscvfbnhmk 

qwaerdtyguijoplzxscvfbnhmk is an extremely high level of boredom. When someone tries typing various patterns on a standard QWERTY keyboard into their prefered online search engine. Eventually this results in a game where they try to find a pattern that has not been thought of before so they can add it to Urban Dictionary's grand hall of keyboard combinations that result in boredom.

You have tried typing in all the letters row by row, as in qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. This is the lowest level.

Then maybe you tried to be more clever and type them in one row at a time, as in qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp.

Perhaps you even tried typing them in 2 at a time, then 3, then 4, all the way up to 9 letters, as in the word qwertyuioasdfghjklzxcvbnmp, yet even there you found a definition.

Eventually you started in on less linear patterns. You may have tried the spiral, qazxcvbnmlpoiuytrewsdfghjk.

Then you may have tried a zig-zag, with qazsedcftgbhujmkol.

Eventually, you may have even made an excel spreadsheet and made a keyboard on it, then you colored all of the keys to make triangles, so you typed in the triangles starting from the letters qwa, and moving from left to right. Then you repeated the pattern on the bottom of the keyboard with zxs. Perhaps you even felt sad that there is not a 27th letter of the alphabet that goes next to the m so you could complete the final triangle.

Those that reach this level of boredom will soon add a keyboard definition to Urban Dictionary.
John ignored the paperwork piling up on his desk as he typed various keyboard patterns into Bing, his favorite search engine. Eventually he typed qwaerdtyguijoplzxscvfbnhmk, because he wanted to add a definition to Urban Dictionary. John was sad when he found the definition. John has no friends. John's lack of friends are probably because he uses Bing to search for keyboard combinations qwaerdtyguijoplzxscvfbnhmk.
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slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026