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Quagsire
Quagsire by BrickWildcat January 8, 2019
Glen Quagmire
Sex-addicted character from Family Guy. Is usually compared to Charlie Sheen. Loves to giggidy girls gshmoggus's
Glen Quagmire- Hey babe, how old are you?
Girl- 16.
Quagmire- 18, your first.
Girl- Mom, come here.
Quagmire- I like where this is going. All right. Giggidy-giggidy-goo!
Girl- 16.
Quagmire- 18, your first.
Girl- Mom, come here.
Quagmire- I like where this is going. All right. Giggidy-giggidy-goo!
Glen Quagmire by djhf lkjdhflkj May 20, 2012
Glenn Quagmire
Glenn is the sex-crazed next door neighbor and one of Peter Griffin's best friends. He is often seen trying to pick up women for anonymous sex, whether it be a cheesy date with an unlucky woman or some form of a blowup doll. One of his catch phrases are "Giggity giggity goo".
Glenn Quagmire by Glenn_Quagmire September 16, 2006
Quagmire turns into a toilet
In Family Guy episode "Baby Got Black," Peter Griffin and the boys are doing a contest to see who stays up the longest throughout the night, Peter Griffin is tired and imagines Glenn Quagmire as a toilet, probably the most amazing thing to happen in Family Guy
Person 1: Yo dude i just Quagmire turns into a toilet
Person 2: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! LIKE FOR FREE IPHONE!!!!!!!!
Person 2: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! LIKE FOR FREE IPHONE!!!!!!!!
Quagmire turns into a toilet by GlennQuagmire12345 November 20, 2019
Quagshag
Squall quag
This is a person who is big asshole and a motherfucker and there’re name is usually jack he is also a mofo so if you see one you should tell them to fuck off
Squall quag by Te squall quag June 5, 2018
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