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A sexual act meaning when two men shove fruit up their ass, dance around a little bit, and then eat it while they fuck eachother and cry.
1: So what did you and Marty do last night?

2: Not much. We had dinner, watched Seinfeld, then we quted like there was no tomorrow.
quted by Tundee Way September 25, 2005
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The lazy mans way to say 'electricuted'. The 'q' was added for it's hipster effect.
Damn nigga, you see that wild storm yesterday?

Yeah man, my bitch got quted.
quted by Adrienne the Hipster September 9, 2005
Related Words
quted queed queedle qute qued [Quedge] quedgie quedding Quede Quedougg

y'all queda 

A large body of rednecks in the United States who believe that their hackneyed interpretation of christian morality should be enforced as law to the exclusion of all other beliefs.
Y'all Queda just decided all the police cruisers in town should sport an "In God we Trust" bumper sticker paid for with our atheist tax dollars.
y'all queda by UrbanAristophanes April 12, 2016
Seokjin of BTS’s misspelling of the word ‘cute’. Can be seen during the Entertainment Weekly video titled ‘ BTS A To Z Outtakes: Wrong Answers Only’.
(The letter is Q)
Jin: Qute *pokes cheeks*
Joon: C, that’s C.
Qute by niqhtyoonqi March 23, 2021

Dan Queeds 

Dan Queeds (Dan Queed, Daniel Queeds, or Daniel Richard Queeds) is a slang term for high quality or expensive marijuana

The term originated out of Cranbrook Upper School in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan. It's roots come from the homonym between the name "Dan Queeds" and the expression "Dank Weeds".
"Man, I've heard that Zach has been chilling with Dan Queeds around the clock lately."
Dan Queeds by GucciManeDaFlip February 15, 2010

Al-Quaeda 

That on which I have been involved in numerous secret raids.
I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
Al-Quaeda by Divinity And Darwin September 6, 2019

quoted for truth

A phrase used on internet forums. Use it when another user makes a post which describes your opinion about something so perfectly you just have to quote them in your own post, but don't know what to say about it. Often shortened to QFT or QTF.
"This guy is a moron."
Quoted for truth.
quoted for truth by shankitty November 25, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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