quted

A sexual act meaning when two men shove fruit up their ass, dance around a little bit, and then eat it while they fuck eachother and cry.

1: So what did you and Marty do last night?

2: Not much. We had dinner, watched Seinfeld, then we quted like there was no tomorrow.

by Tundee Way September 25, 2005

quted

The lazy mans way to say 'electricuted'. The 'q' was added for it's hipster effect.

Damn nigga, you see that wild storm yesterday?

Yeah man, my bitch got quted.

by Adrienne the Hipster September 9, 2005

y'all queda

A large body of rednecks in the United States who believe that their hackneyed interpretation of christian morality should be enforced as law to the exclusion of all other beliefs.

Y'all Queda just decided all the police cruisers in town should sport an "In God we Trust" bumper sticker paid for with our atheist tax dollars.

by UrbanAristophanes April 12, 2016

Qute

Seokjin of BTS’s misspelling of the word ‘cute’. Can be seen during the Entertainment Weekly video titled ‘ BTS A To Z Outtakes: Wrong Answers Only’.

(The letter is Q)
Jin: Qute *pokes cheeks*
Joon: C, that’s C.

by niqhtyoonqi March 23, 2021

Dan Queeds

Dan Queeds (Dan Queed, Daniel Queeds, or Daniel Richard Queeds) is a slang term for high quality or expensive marijuana

The term originated out of Cranbrook Upper School in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan. It's roots come from the homonym between the name "Dan Queeds" and the expression "Dank Weeds".

"Man, I've heard that Zach has been chilling with Dan Queeds around the clock lately."

by GucciManeDaFlip February 15, 2010

Al-Quaeda

That on which I have been involved in numerous secret raids.

I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

by Divinity And Darwin September 6, 2019

quoted for truth

A phrase used on internet forums. Use it when another user makes a post which describes your opinion about something so perfectly you just have to quote them in your own post, but don't know what to say about it. Often shortened to QFT or QTF.

"This guy is a moron."
Quoted for truth.

by shankitty November 25, 2007