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Quintard
A retarded person that has the last name "Quintin". Usually this person is described as oblivious to what's going on, sometime thinking something bad is good, and just overall retarded.
Quintard: "Okay guys, quite down. Here's your test. No cheating."
Student 1: *Gets handed test*
Student 2: *Gets handed test* "Yo what's the answer to the multiple choice."
Student 1: "I'll tilt my paper up and you just stand up and look over my shoulder to see my answers when I'm done while I'm "double checking"."
Student 2: "What? Won't we get caught?"
Student 1: "No. Our teacher is Quintard, she doesn't know what the fuck is actually happening."
Student 1: *Gets handed test*
Student 2: *Gets handed test* "Yo what's the answer to the multiple choice."
Student 1: "I'll tilt my paper up and you just stand up and look over my shoulder to see my answers when I'm done while I'm "double checking"."
Student 2: "What? Won't we get caught?"
Student 1: "No. Our teacher is Quintard, she doesn't know what the fuck is actually happening."
Quintard by PP Big Bags November 1, 2019
Related Words
quiztard • quintard • Quizard • Quiltard • quigtard • Quiltardificationism • Quintardify • Quizardry • Quizzard • Quizzard Blizzard
Quizardry
Quizardry by Emperor MAR June 5, 2009
Quizard
Yorkshire Alan ''We we're down't pub with Barry other night, he was a right quizard and got us first place in pub quiz''
Birmingham Pete ''Oh nan you are a right quizard, you knew every answer on 'The Chase', you should go on''
Birmingham Pete ''Oh nan you are a right quizard, you knew every answer on 'The Chase', you should go on''
Quizard by LemonyWizard July 11, 2014
Quizard
Quizard by 4chanofficial May 19, 2013
quintard
the Fifth level of utter stupidity one can reach.
1st: Tard
2nd: Retard
3rd: Tritard
4th: Quatard
5th: QUINTARD
1st: Tard
2nd: Retard
3rd: Tritard
4th: Quatard
5th: QUINTARD
Spencer is the quintessential Quintard
quintard by The Nemesis November 14, 2007
quigtard
Someone, or something, beyond the normal realms of retardation, fotardation, botardation, xtardation. This entity is so supremely "tarded" that it is, in all likelyhood, not real.
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