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The smartest & funniest member of the group.
Also known for his witty remarks and rich imagination
Yesterday I hung out with a real Quizard, he truly is one of the funniest people I know.
Quizard by 4chanofficial May 19, 2013
A poop weighing over 15 pounds.
I pooped real big...it was a quizard!

Quizardry 

The art of casting crappy quizzes on people with the peer pressure to take them.
Facebook is full of annoying quizardry.
Quizardry by Emperor MAR June 5, 2009

quiztard 

A person who posts endless quiz and poll results on their blog, MySpace, etc.
I took Megan off my friends list because she's such a quiztard.
quiztard by G M October 31, 2007

qwizard of oz 

The origin of this phrase was coined by the famous Charles Forsman. You say it to someone when you find their yoga pants utterly disgusting.
Person 1: lolol ur groz
Person 2: at least im not a qwizard of oz
Person 1: dat true
qwizard of oz by Qwizardofoz June 1, 2011
a total douchebag.
dylan)dude jake is a toal quazard.
ian)ya i know.
quazard by Chirs123456789 January 25, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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