Quizzard

1. The fusion between a blizzard and earthquake.

2. A wizard who is extremely talented ant quidditch.

3. The nerd in the back of the corner of the class thats a wiz at quizzes.

1a.This winter in Oklahoma, there were 3 quizzards reported.

1b.Did Mother Nature just had a queef?

2. Harry Potter is such a Quizzard.

3. Damnit! I sat in the wrong spot! The fucking Quizzard would sit in the back of the class today. FML

by Sir One B December 15, 2011

Quizzard Blizzard

When a female wizard explosively queefs large quantities of blizz (a mixture of jizz and blood). Usually it involves magic spells, also.

Dude, I gotta quit dropping acid. I swear just saw a quizzard blizzard.

by Cleveland, Puncher of Donkeys April 11, 2010

Quizardry

The art of casting crappy quizzes on people with the peer pressure to take them.

Facebook is full of annoying quizardry.

by Emperor MAR June 5, 2009

quiztard

A person who posts endless quiz and poll results on their blog, MySpace, etc.

I took Megan off my friends list because she's such a quiztard.

by G M October 31, 2007

Quizard

A Quizard is someone who is really good at or excels at Quiz's

Yorkshire Alan ''We we're down't pub with Barry other night, he was a right quizard and got us first place in pub quiz''

Birmingham Pete ''Oh nan you are a right quizard, you knew every answer on 'The Chase', you should go on''

by LemonyWizard July 11, 2014

Quizard

The smartest & funniest member of the group.
Also known for his witty remarks and rich imagination

Yesterday I hung out with a real Quizard, he truly is one of the funniest people I know.

by 4chanofficial May 19, 2013

Qizzard

A substitute for awesome, cool, amazing, etc. (Pretty much any positive adjective)

Boy: Hey you know that new kid? He is so qizzard!
Girl: I know Right!

by MANAMEISBILL May 31, 2011