Quizzard

1. The fusion between a blizzard and earthquake.

2. A wizard who is extremely talented ant quidditch.

3. The nerd in the back of the corner of the class thats a wiz at quizzes.

1a.This winter in Oklahoma, there were 3 quizzards reported.

1b.Did Mother Nature just had a queef?

2. Harry Potter is such a Quizzard.

3. Damnit! I sat in the wrong spot! The fucking Quizzard would sit in the back of the class today. FML

by Sir One B December 15, 2011

Quizzard Blizzard

When a female wizard explosively queefs large quantities of blizz (a mixture of jizz and blood). Usually it involves magic spells, also.

Dude, I gotta quit dropping acid. I swear just saw a quizzard blizzard.

by Cleveland, Puncher of Donkeys April 11, 2010