Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
just a bunch of fucking quizzes passed to you by your teachers before Christmas.
"QUIZMAS IS COMING!" said my math teacher
quizmas by Clara The Cat January 12, 2017
San Quentin State Prison in Marin County, California.
Ex 1

"After being exonerated at Soledad for my suspected participation in one of two homicides that occurred there on Christmas Day, I returned to Quilmas -- San Quentin to my English speaking friends -- and was approached by eMe associate Louie from San Diego on the B section exercise yard."

-- Mundo Mendoza, 'GABBY from FLORENCIA 13 - THE GUNFIGHTER,' April 20, 2020

Ex. 2

Shotgun: Hey! The homey Turtle from the Yoch just touchdowned Quilmas!

Sneaky: Show some love and shoot the fool a Care Package.

Shotgun: Huh?

Sneaky: Send him a couple whack mags in an envelope stamped 'Legal Mail.'

Shotgun: Word! I'll shoot him a couple 'gently used' BBW lesbian pornos!
Quilmas by ZXY&ABC May 13, 2020

Quiztastrophe 

Noun: When LJ users post nothing but quiz results cluttering up the friends page.
The page took forever to load because of yesterdays quiztastrophe.
Quiztastrophe by Theodore December 11, 2003
Not quite the length of an exam, but not short enough to be a quiz.
Professor Douchebag's quizzes have too many questions... They're more like quizams.
quizams by Sharterbaggers March 19, 2008
A non-specific day in which there is heavy use of the word quim and increased promiscuity, often accompanied by the exclamaition 'merry quimmas'
Girl: Everybody's hitting on me today
Boy: That's because it's Quimmas!
Girl: Really?
Boy: Yes...wanna shag?
Girl: Yes
Both: MERRY QUIMMAS!
Quimmas by Jezuz Cat January 6, 2009

Quizmaster Fallacy 

When unsure in a multiple-choice quiz, you should always pick the answer that doesn't follow the pattern of the others.
For example, if the question is "What year did the US and Britain go to war?" and the answers are:

A) 1700
B) 1750
C) 1812
D) 1850

You should always pick 1812, because it doesn't follow the pattern of round numbers.
"How did you know that was the right answer?"

"It didn't follow the pattern of the other answers, why else would the Quizmaster have put it there? It's the Quizmaster Fallacy in action!"
More from Urban Dictionary
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
Load more