Quimmas 

A non-specific day in which there is heavy use of the word quim and increased promiscuity, often accompanied by the exclamaition 'merry quimmas'

Girl: Everybody's hitting on me today
Boy: That's because it's Quimmas!
Girl: Really?
Boy: Yes...wanna shag?
Girl: Yes
Both: MERRY QUIMMAS!

Quimmas by Jezuz Cat January 6, 2009

Quimmsical

An adjective describing a boy, usually one with deshelveld hair and naughty intentions whom is both 'whimsical' and 'quizzical' at the same time. Facial expression will give it away.

Well, sir you're looking rather quimmsical in that photograph.

Quimmsical by birdgirl09 June 12, 2011

Quilmas 

San Quentin State Prison in Marin County, California.

Ex 1

"After being exonerated at Soledad for my suspected participation in one of two homicides that occurred there on Christmas Day, I returned to Quilmas -- San Quentin to my English speaking friends -- and was approached by eMe associate Louie from San Diego on the B section exercise yard."

-- Mundo Mendoza, 'GABBY from FLORENCIA 13 - THE GUNFIGHTER,' April 20, 2020

Ex. 2

Shotgun: Hey! The homey Turtle from the Yoch just touchdowned Quilmas!

Sneaky: Show some love and shoot the fool a Care Package.

Shotgun: Huh?

Sneaky: Send him a couple whack mags in an envelope stamped 'Legal Mail.'

Shotgun: Word! I'll shoot him a couple 'gently used' BBW lesbian pornos!

Quilmas by ZXY&ABC May 13, 2020

quizmas 

The day before winter break in school when the teacher passes out a shit ton of quizzes.

merry quizmas everyone! heres a fucking quiz!

quizmas by ilike2sk8 January 12, 2009

quizmas 

just a bunch of fucking quizzes passed to you by your teachers before Christmas.

"QUIZMAS IS COMING!" said my math teacher

quizmas by Clara The Cat January 12, 2017

Quizmaster Fallacy 

When unsure in a multiple-choice quiz, you should always pick the answer that doesn't follow the pattern of the others.
For example, if the question is "What year did the US and Britain go to war?" and the answers are:

A) 1700
B) 1750
C) 1812
D) 1850

You should always pick 1812, because it doesn't follow the pattern of round numbers.

"How did you know that was the right answer?"

"It didn't follow the pattern of the other answers, why else would the Quizmaster have put it there? It's the Quizmaster Fallacy in action!"

Quizmaster Fallacy by Carnefice May 10, 2025