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Quimmas

A non-specific day in which there is heavy use of the word quim and increased promiscuity, often accompanied by the exclamaition 'merry quimmas'
Girl: Everybody's hitting on me today
Boy: That's because it's Quimmas!
Girl: Really?
Boy: Yes...wanna shag?
Girl: Yes
Both: MERRY QUIMMAS!
by Jezuz Cat January 6, 2009
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Quimmsical

An adjective describing a boy, usually one with deshelveld hair and naughty intentions whom is both 'whimsical' and 'quizzical' at the same time. Facial expression will give it away.
Well, sir you're looking rather quimmsical in that photograph.
by birdgirl09 June 12, 2011
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Quilmas

San Quentin State Prison in Marin County, California.
Ex 1

"After being exonerated at Soledad for my suspected participation in one of two homicides that occurred there on Christmas Day, I returned to Quilmas -- San Quentin to my English speaking friends -- and was approached by eMe associate Louie from San Diego on the B section exercise yard."

-- Mundo Mendoza, 'GABBY from FLORENCIA 13 - THE GUNFIGHTER,' April 20, 2020

Ex. 2

Shotgun: Hey! The homey Turtle from the Yoch just touchdowned Quilmas!

Sneaky: Show some love and shoot the fool a Care Package.

Shotgun: Huh?

Sneaky: Send him a couple whack mags in an envelope stamped 'Legal Mail.'

Shotgun: Word! I'll shoot him a couple 'gently used' BBW lesbian pornos!
by ZXY&ABC May 13, 2020
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quizmas

The day before winter break in school when the teacher passes out a shit ton of quizzes.
merry quizmas everyone! heres a fucking quiz!
by ilike2sk8 January 12, 2009
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quizmas

just a bunch of fucking quizzes passed to you by your teachers before Christmas.
by Clara The Cat January 12, 2017
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Quizmaster Fallacy

When unsure in a multiple-choice quiz, you should always pick the answer that doesn't follow the pattern of the others.
For example, if the question is "What year did the US and Britain go to war?" and the answers are:

A) 1700
B) 1750
C) 1812
D) 1850

You should always pick 1812, because it doesn't follow the pattern of round numbers.
"How did you know that was the right answer?"

"It didn't follow the pattern of the other answers, why else would the Quizmaster have put it there? It's the Quizmaster Fallacy in action!"
by Carnefice May 10, 2025
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